littlelimpstiff14u2:

The Wonderful Work of Flying Dream

The fifth one reminds me of

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

adoctorofforeheads:

hillbillyinablimp:

dreamofserenity626:

DIES FROM CUTE

Make this a movie. Now.

This needs to be made by Pixar. With an Owl City song.

So, N1 I go to BM why as the GF and dis kill imperial but a trans swapped why and imperial. N2, I tell mafioso to kill vet because vet won’t alert. I was right but a doc had the same plan I did. D3 amn became arso, I pointed out that he could ignite and kill the vet without worry. D4 comes and most of the town dies. Stuff happens. I’m the last mafia and we just hung the jester and everyone but one arso voted guilty and I don’t kill that night because I had to have enough to vote the person who knew the guy was jester. We wake up to find an arso dead and the inves yells that the person who voted inno is arso. the arso tells him that the dead arso was the last and I’m put on stand. I point out thatt there were too many people incinerated d4 for the ammound of dead arsos. luckily we put him on stand. he says he was a trans who was laying low and that i’m maf. we end up lynching him to find he’s fourth arso. I admit that he was right about one thing. I was maf. And the only kill I made that game was killing the inves.

One more thing amusing is that my name was yamcha (anyone who watched DBZ will know why it’s funny) and I should have died N1 due to vet.

darkflame7:

sassmasteredd:

things friendship is witchcraft featured before they ever became even remotely a thing in the actual show:

-twilight having a brother
-twilight becoming a princess
-gypsy!pinkie (that one scene in “it’s about time”)
-the EQG mane six forming a rock band (i completely forgot/missed this one and just found it on tvtropes jesus)
-the fucking upcoming return of the smooze in season 5

HOW did you manage this??

You could say it’s witchcraft

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

harry potter.
You want the magic world in harry potter.

pastelmorgue:

hottermelon:

2000yr:

I didnt kno they had these

brow extensions

Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp? ) like… pls stop hating the beauty industry.

i-still-love-the-way-you-hurt-me:

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!”
Girl:

axmxchaos:

ophelius:

 So incase you havent heard, Craig Brittain, the owner of a now banned website which encouraged and provided a platform for men to post private and nude photographs of their ex girlfriends online has now asked Google to remove links to stories about him as they feature ‘unauthorised photographs’ of him.

How about we make his sad ugly mug a little bit more well known. 
As I think thats fair. 

Nah fuc’ dat! Tumblr gonna keep it up. If we can make Iggy wanna leave social media, we can shut him down too.

ardelaine:

mistressmxleficent:

malfoyficents:

have you ever set out to get revenge on someone and unintentionally raise their child