subducting:

particlewaveform:

fyi Waluigi has the same number of syllables as Hallelujah so every time u hear the song “Hallelujah” you can perfectly sub in “Waluigi”

I saw your flag on the marble arch, love is not a victory march, it’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi

It’s not a cry you can hear at night, it’s not somebody who’s seen the light. It’s a cold and it’s a broken Waluigi.

rosexknight:

thegreatdelta:

rosexknight:

Um…

No not really…I was scared a pony that looked like me would be boring.

What a good jackolope :3

Come to think of it Hazel’s got a similar color palette actually.

I didn’t design her, but apparently white/tan/brown is just my thing when it comes to characters that represent myself. Also spots.

I see the badge I designed

I just realized, Regina never gave belle back the dagger

kelpiesnshit:

a-random-mod:

kelpiesnshit:

I have waited so very long, done so little…

I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..

But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.

Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?

Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.

If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.

I am off to buy a trilby hopefully it wont friendzone be like Dan did.
Even though we are dating I am stuck in the friend zone.
I have friends and not every single one of them is interested in dating me.
Little do they know they are missing out on my chivalry, I would hold open all the doors for them and not be like one of those other guys.
Their loss. When they are dating people who treat them like crap, but actually very well, I will be laughing from my cheeto incrusted chair.
They shall crawl to my feet and I, with my immense collection of shitty knives and katanas, shall deny them.

I am absolutely disappointed in you. You never once said “m'lady”

fierynikom:

theflyingsquid89:

hopeandfreedomisallineed:

troylerscrazyphan:

actually-its-not-okay:

‘High school will be the best years of your life’.

Well then, kill me now.

This is so sad

I started crying and sobbing

If high school is the best time of my life then my life is truly shit.

There are no words for how fucked up the educational system (in America) is.

It has given me PTSD and made me so afraid of my own species that even people I’m in love with—that have never harmed me in anyway—cause horrible panic attacks that can last for days at a time. I am afraid to weigh over 95 lbs as an 18 year old man because my footsteps will be too loud and people will hear me. Those two points don’t even begin to touch base on all of the problems I have because of the educational system (in America).

And if you think there isn’t anything fucked up about that and/or school systems, you’re part of the problem and you have some shit to fix because no one deserves to be forced to live in this hell.

School has made me hate meeting people IRL. School has made me want to just punch people in the face. School has not prepared me for life.

kelpiesnshit:

I have waited so very long, done so little…

I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..

But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.

Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?

Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.

If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.

the-lone-hunting-detective:

duckiel:

richintheheart:

 

this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog

everything changed when the water tribe attacked

NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE

DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE

LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY

WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS

WATER FUN THO

I would love to see an AU where the water tribes attack. I mean, imagine an army of bloodbenders and stuff

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

fabrickind:

teamrocketing:

my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

“what is your gender?”
“Top hats”

*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*

*panics*

Is it at the disco?