gallusrostromegalus:

hyratel:

amelie-not-amelia:

catchymemes:

“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

Mom priorities

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

suburban mermaids enjoying a nice brunch outside

pissvortex:

snuv:

you want to watch mob psycho 100

i want to watch mob psycho 100

coelasquid:

momfricker:

megamanfour:

momfricker:

fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras

Prove it

Counter;

tijo is an outlier as the rest of the zoras do not match his levels of hunk. also hes termanian and the implication of this post was hylian zoras

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

alexander writing to burr

irredeemable-stew:

mistermustachiogmc:

scholarlypidgeot:

paganinpurple:

grimwhoires:

grimwhoires:

nicki-the-gay-bitch:

emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster:

daglout:

oathgrowth:

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

It’s only been two years????

IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS?!??!??

27th December, 2ATP

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

seemeddark101:

official-lucifers-child:

wilwheaton:

afronerdism:

twitblr:

Relatable

Yes. Reading excessively as a child for a lot of us was a form of escapism. But part of the reason so many of us struggle to read now is because we based our entire taste in reading on what helped us escape, but as we get older and our needs changed, a lot of us never adapted our reading tastes. So we keep trying to read YA fiction and it just doesn’t hit the way it used to and we assume it’s because we can’t read like we used to, but the reality is that we need a new genre of liturature to suit our new life experiences and mature taste.

I feel very seen right now.

Quick I need that “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it” reaction pic

oh

dawn-at-dusk:

A very slippery Snivy. 

cuboose:

kaaramel:

prokopetz:

My favourite fandom wiki quirks:

• Wookiepedia’s insistence on describing everything in the past tense because it’s talking about “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”.
  
  
• Bulbapedia attempting to adhere to encyclopedic citation standards in spite of the fact that it’s basically a glorified fan-Pokédex.
  
  
• The Transformers Wiki’s firm commitment to finding something to mock in every article even if it’s really not that funny.
  

• warriors wiki exhaustively citing every individual adjective descriptor of a cat’s appearance with exact page numbers

The warriors wiki also won’t list someone as dead unless they have been declared dead in text/by the authors even though there is absolutely no way they can be alive anymore. See: Sweetbriar

pugetsound:

pugetsound:

june moves in with jade but its like the opposite of the “my gf is out of town so i cut the sleeves off all my tshirts she is 99% of my impulse control” because its “i started living with my sister and we both had mullets within a week”

icons!!

shit jade could probably use space witch powers to increase the length of hair so they could have any hair style in a matter of minutes