I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…
i’m SO GLAD
What the fuck goes on in the minds of people who do shit like that??? I can’t begin to imagine making the casual decision that reading smut to a small child is okay.
jesus fucking christ
Fuck transmisogynistic casting practices that lead to cis men playing trans women.
I rolled my eyes so hard my lens fell out. no joke.
*sigh* I understand how this can be upsetting, but here’s the thing. This movie is about the first trans person to undergo reassignment surgery. And at first I, too, was upset they didn’t get a trans actor. And Redmayne even STATES IN AN INTERVIEW THAT THERE ARE A BUNCH OF TRANS FEMALE ACTRESSES HE THINKS WOULD NAIL THE PART, but he believes the reason he was cast is because this film takes place in a time before hormones were a thing that the trans community could use, and those casting did not want to risk trans females going off hormones just for the shoot.
Breathe, guys.
this is like the funniest toph moment ever
The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’
And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.
This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …
… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.
To be alive, now, in this age.
DADA DA
but they’re not WALKING 1000 miles haha stupid astronaut idiots
Actuakkym if they listen to it while walking, they would have techinically walked for 1000 miles
Every second original character on tumblr or on devaintart, no matter if they were created by a skilled artist or not, it must have some edgy term in their name like “dark ___”.
geez like
how hard is it coming out with names
why would you disrespect your main character like that
My second OC was named “sanguine”
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