Silver Tongue
pinklikeme:
“serpentar1us:
“ hitsuji-hime:
“ Gonna cut a bitch and be kawaii while I do it
”
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH
okay so these things are called “Jang-mi Kal” which is Korean for “Rose Knife”, exactly what it says on the...

pinklikeme:

serpentar1us:

hitsuji-hime:

Gonna cut a bitch and be kawaii while I do it

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH

okay so these things are called “Jang-mi Kal” which is Korean for “Rose Knife”, exactly what it says on the tin

AND THEY WERE ADVERTISED AS BEING THE SHARPEST THING ON EARTH LIKE THERE IS NOTHING THESE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T CUT

GIANT COW BONE? YOU BET

PADLOCKS? NO PROBLEM

STEEL PIPES? YEP

ITSELF???

HOLY SHIT

understandably, after these commercials aired, they took the korean internet by storm, and for a brief while jang-mi kal enjoyed ultimate meme status during which some glorious glorious parodies were made

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they’re the strongest fucking weapon on earth

and that was your daily lesson on korean internet meme culture

I NEED THEM

they can even cut themselves

kelpiesnshit:

someone do a collab with me

I’m interested

The problem is he had black hair and didn’t sit by the window. At the very least, he would bea background character

kbearluna:

sebstans:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

#I DIDN’T UNTIL JUST NOW #omg #everyone tell me how you’d write me this instant

Holy shit. I kind of want my inbox full of this.

disneymoviesandfacts:
“Every time Pleakley looks at or attempts to show someone information about Earth, the device used is a “Viewmaster”. Viewmasters create the illusion that the viewer is looking at a three-dimensional image that’s actually...

disneymoviesandfacts:

Every time Pleakley looks at or attempts to show someone information about Earth, the device used is a “Viewmaster”. Viewmasters create the illusion that the viewer is looking at a three-dimensional image that’s actually created by each eye looking at a slightly different pictures. Its basic premise is that the person looking in it has two eyes to create the effect, but Pleakley is a one-eyed creature and therefore would not see the 3-D effects of the Viewmaster. Adding to the gag is when he hands the ViewMaster to Dr. Jumba - a one-eyed alien handing an four-eyed alien a viewing device intended for two-eyed humans.

So a bunch of things. One: anyone wonder how odd it is that he would have an object from earth, let alone one for two eyed beings?
Well, we all know his fascination with mosquitoes.
Now here’s hte thing, at one point, mr. bubbles says he saved the earth once by convincing an alien race that mosquitoes were endangered and needed to be protected. pleakley seems to have been familiar with earth even before they arrived. My theory is that the viewfinder was given to him by Mr. Bubbles and that’s why the only slide is about mosquitoes.

hopeydopey526:

gpwhs:

Jesus Christ, this is a real place. The world’s biggest salt flat -the ground turns into a giant mirror when it rains.

This might even be better than the Aurora Borealis. I’ve never seen space like that, let alone mirrored on the ground below me.

i would probably die and go to heaven only to be sent back to realize that this is heaven

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awwww-cute:
“Majestic snake to rule them all
”

awwww-cute:

Majestic snake to rule them all

a-random-mod:

a-random-mod:

Pony Adoptables based on the seven sins

$6 each. drop a message in my inbox if you are interested.

Fastus: (Available)

Gula: (Available)

Acedia: (Available)

Libido: rosexknight

Ira: (Available)

Invidia: (Available)

Avaritia: (Available)


Bios beneath the break

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This is still a thing. There are still six available and only $6

Please buy them. I really need the money and spent a lot of time on them.

theraphos:

biowarefangirl:

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

there’s a main quest?

something about a cult killing the king or world eating dragons or finding your dad or finding the person who tried to kill you or something.

sweet-poni:
“sweetzmod:
“sweet-poni:
“Look it’s a fully coloured piece!
Time taken: 2 hours
Theme: Neopets Character (Yes I play it, bite me) and FTM Transgender Guard Pony. c:
Name: Shining Light
Gender: Male (Biological, Identifies as Female)
Age:...

sweet-poni:

sweetzmod:

sweet-poni:

Look it’s a fully coloured piece!

Time taken: 2 hours

Theme: Neopets Character (Yes I play it, bite me) and FTM Transgender Guard Pony. c:

Name: Shining Light

Gender: Male (Biological, Identifies as Female)

Age: Full grown adult

Talent: Sword Fighting

Sexuality: Pansexual

>o> Someone ship their baby with this one I love her a whole bunch

heh. officially shipping with my Pink Star ^^

owo I would love to see them~

You messed up with the gender potion.
FtM is a biological female who identifies as a male. You said their gender was male, biologically and identifies as female.