Silver Tongue

thatsthat24:
“If people worked as fast in real life as they do on the internet, we’d have the cure for all diseases by tomorrow.
”

If people worked as fast in real life as they do on the internet, we’d have the cure for all diseases by tomorrow.

funkybug:
why does this fork extend
expand tong

dialupmodem:
“slumbermancer:
“ fruitsoftheweb:
“ Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
”
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
”
what the fuck is that comment
”

slumbermancer:
fruitsoftheweb:
Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
what the fuck is that comment

leninmeringuepie:

hi i’m auditioning for the role of Edgar Allen Poe and i’ll be singing the opening of ‘That’s So Raven’

imsoshive:

chanelofhouston:
HOWBITCHHOW!
the fuck

bertbutt:

hallelujah-youngandloaded:
ghcst-in-the-mirror:
urbran:
my life is a little too much panic and not enough disco
my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy
my life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance
My life is too much imagination and not nearly enough FUCKING DRAGONS

My life has not enough bowling and too much soup.

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