ricobrzenskas:

hypocean:

deedeedeebee:

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

you forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

#option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway

And E: somehting that is simple but would not effect anything like “persons favourite pizza topping is mushrooms”

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

tannermumm:

One of my favorite things about Stan is that his advice ranges from pretty decent to hilariously awful and there really isn’t anything in between.

Hey, everyone look at what he tells robbie.

reinedecatastrophe:

tripdistrans:

girrafarrig:

sepheid:

I can’t believe angel haze is agender like…..I can’t believe there is a mainstream celebrity who publicly identified themself as agender and used that word…..what a time to be alive

source

“better known by their stage name”
”They were born in Detroit, Michigan, ..”

WIKIPEDIA IS DOING PRONOUNS RIGHT

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toasty-coconut:

“Infernape has become strong.”

pokemon dp was one of my favourite seasons

uusui:

i saw kakashi in accounting class

uusui:

thejazmyn:

uusui:

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file
teacher: what? i cant hear you
kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

Who is kakashi

kakashi from accounting class

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

when I was 9, I was worried about what megan will do to drake and josh

earthbelowthewolf:

carbon2:

geekytherapist:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

Free. Lightening. Tattoos.

God bless

go spend a few thousand dollars on a laser treatment DON’T BE ??LAZY??