yourplayersaidwhat:

Gnome warlock: Begins to sing the danbull S.P.E.C.I.A.L rap in everyones head

DM: Youre like a bard but telepathic

Gnome OOC: OH god can you imagine how terrible it would be if bards got awakened mind?

AR: Dirk, I do not see a reason for this mechanical body to have fur.

dragons:

ruleofthuum:

partyatsanguines:

partyatsanguines:

The ESO twitter and I have the exact same sense of humor

I take it back, I’m gonna scream

Aav = to join forces / unity

Zii = spirit / soul

Smoliin = passion / fervor

Reblog for the Date Dragon shout

aav zii smoliin

animal-crossing:

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gnome Warlock: Is there any paladin magic you can use to-

Orc Paladin: To heal myself? I think so.

Gnome Warlock: No, i was gonna say to kill them all

katswenski:

She will burn this world to ash.

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godhatesverizon:

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Originally uploaded to my Instagram and Twitter Dec 12 2018 and included in that weeks Critical Role fanart gallery!

worthyironman:

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

missalsfromiram:

This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good

carnival-phantasm:

aku-no-homu:

the best episode of yugioh is when he kills a child

Téa: Yugi, you killed a child…?

Joey: Amazing! Mission complete. That right there is why you’re the best, Yugi.