Silver Tongue

pterodactyl-screeching:

fleshmuncher:

Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh.

“This is the worst day ever.”
“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”
“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”

That I would actually watch.

jitterbugjive:

theclockworkpony:

Just a word of warning. If you add me as a friend or are currently my friend for the sole purpose of talking to some of my “Tumblr Famous” friends.

Save me the trouble and remove yourself.

This is a sure way to not be my friend ever.

sugarapplesweet:
“jointheeggvolution:
“blackchristmasproductions:
“Just so you’re aware.
”
I’M HERE I’M QUEER MY EXISTENCE IS CLEAR
”
Oh man, I should’ve drawn a Sweet Baby.
”

sugarapplesweet:

jointheeggvolution:

blackchristmasproductions:

Just so you’re aware.

I’M HERE I’M QUEER MY EXISTENCE IS CLEAR

Oh man, I should’ve drawn a Sweet Baby.

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:

As you can see our Hippo attraction is freaking the fuck out for your health and safety back the fuck up yo.

nitrostreak:
“bogleech:
“stopwhitepeopleforever:
“They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao
”
More honest sign:
“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”
“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do...

nitrostreak:

bogleech:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao

More honest sign:

“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”

“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research”

“Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while”

“Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it”

add “we’re pretentious assfucks” 

key8lade:

i think my favorite thing about learning that pacifica is the llama on the circle is imagining pacifica’s absolute outrage when bill refuses to call her anything but llama like

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excuse me

This was Goht 15 years ago

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This is Goht today

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Feeling old yet?

iguanamouth:

euclase:

House martins are the cutest because they have fuzzy lion paws that make them look like fierce little griffins.

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oh no

And i appreciate the insight anyways! thanks for talking to me!

I will just leave you with this: the bible isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. A lot of you can find a lot of trivial things to be sins, like wearing cloth of two different materials or planting two types of crop in the same field. 

If you ever catch someone cherry picking bible quotes, quote some of the darker stuff and point out some of the flaws. Like the fact that the all seeing all knowing diety was sooooo surprised that the beings he created with no other purpose than to stroke his ego ate from the tree right in the middle of the garden that he specifically pointed at and said don’t.

i don't know i tend to relate a lot of things what i know about the bible, then I'm kinda atypical for what most think of when they think christian because A) I'm asexaul (more or less) B) i have some gender confusion issues I'm working out! also at least to think people like you and jestre give a lot more to think about in relation to what I've learned about the bible which gives a very different view from most christian i know (like my parents)

I personally think Christian God was a narcissistic asshole. Do I hate religious people? No. Will I force them to convert? No. 
Well I educate people if they ask? Yes.
Also, if they are using their religion as a reason to harass or oppress people, then I will let them know a thing of two.
There is a time and place for everything.