where’s the screencap of the girl who bought a buttplug foxtail without realizing it was a buttplug? I need it for reasons.

rosexknight:

lightningwing-the-clock-maker:

rosexknight:

*grabs popcorn and sits back*

Everything’s all solved though. I HOPE.

I hope so too. I’m really disappointed shit with him came up again since he INSISTED he was better and stuff. Clearly he wasn’t that much.

Trust me, it’s not gonna be over any time soon.

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

This is a piece of tumble history.

Woops, I accidentally my blue not so horse anymore.

He’s got goat, ram, cow, rabbit, blue jay, blue footed booby, bat, peacock, dragon and leopard. 

ghostwrassler:

a tutorial for prodingus about doing glitch stuff for gif or still-image purposes

this is in firealpaca but im sure you can find these in other programs too

Holy shit, a tutorial that’s actually for the program I use!

jasminslibrary:

My honest to god biggest fear of 50 Shades of Grey is not that people will watch it, because people will, but that abusers will use it to brainwash their victims more than they already do. That more women will be left wondering why this isn’t making them happy when it’s suppose to. And more women will be hurt in worse ways because “this is what everyone else wants.”

allthecanadianpolitics:

Canadian mother’s powerful post on measles: ‘I blame you’

how-much-fandom:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

elrondage:

asymptoticabsurdist:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

#wow all these new fob song titles are cool (via wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels)

Clearly some of these are P!ATD

She even has an arena on reserve for the fights

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