Silver Tongue
No, it was the first. She set Snape's robes on fire during Harry's first Quidditch match when Quirrel was hexing his broom and Hermione believed it was Snape.

Oh, you’re right. I was thinking it was in the second year when Dobby was hexing the bludger and was thinking she thought it was snape. Yeah, it was first year because he caught it in his mouth because of it.

sweatersnervously:

before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year

Second year. She set snape on fire on the SECOND year.

“Hey. Azure, you there?”
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reading-while-running:

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

“Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?”

“Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?”

“Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?”

“Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??”

“Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?

Forget the curse, Harry is the real problem here.

alfa995:

gabumonkid:

alfa995:

6qubed:

alfa995:

raging-hedgehogs:

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

I swear if it becomes porn

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If you catch a cold, remember to drink plenty of fluids.

If you know what I mean.

what is wrong with you people

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You know what you’re getting this year, Diana? Something big, hard and black. A lump of coal!

I CANT EVEN…..whats next? valentines? 

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Sharing is important, so let your friends lick your popsicle this Valentine’s Day! <3

the signs as shitpost generator posts
aries: i always wind up making friends who accuse me of hating love
taurus: tfw you sink into the warm embrace of crime
gemini: i love to sin and smell like beyonce
cancer: im not a person. im a robot and i hate america
leo: dear diary... im embarrassed bc my crush heard about how i endorse heterosexuality
virgo: when i wake up i immediately disobey the president
libra: (sighing sadly) i guess i will bask in a torrential downpour of chaos
scorpio: i am not gentle or kind. i serenade my own ass
sagittarius: (shoveling handfuls of dirt into my mouth) i love light yagami
capricorn: cries bc i release memes
aquarius: (reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose it is time to hate anime
pisces: hey everyone! romanticize the void

askmeaniebelle:

Well… at least I finally got to give him some chocolate.

Tying up Chubs was hard though.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Knot Tiers?

falloutgirlongirl:

xpray777:

*moves to small seaside town with my wife and misunderstood daughter* please promise me you will at least try to like it here

“this will be a brand new start for us” = horror
“Don’t get into any trouble with the neighbors” = coming of age

thatsthat24:

whirredplay:

Person: hey ever think about us being more than friends?

Me: YES I totally can see us as dragons here let me find the designs I drew

Somebody needs to stop taking direct lines of dialogue out of my life like this

kumagawa:

interesting series that have deep and complex characters and dialogue

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watching fandoms reduce them to one sentence memes and forcibly inserting pairings that ignore character development and relations

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