Silver Tongue
ponidoodles:
“omgogmogmogmgogm
”
You too? I already got the keaton mask and haven’t even left town yet. I’m gonna wear it as long as I can.

ponidoodles:

omgogmogmogmgogm

You too? I already got the keaton mask and haven’t even left town yet. I’m gonna wear it as long as I can.

noroki:

nikktheconqueerer:

IN CASE ANYBODY NEEDED A LINK

I would’ve been far more offended if I wasn’t so ashamed that this feels so true.

Nintendo finally understands

Nintendo finally understands

blergger:

deantiel:

monicalewinskyed:

if you’re 20+ years old why are you still on tumblr 

excuse me b*tch the internet is for adults go back to your playpen

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The people who are in there 20s are the ones who were 5 when the internet started getting big. We are the internet generation.

Got to the mall early for this baby

Got to the mall early for this baby

It gets really confusing when you have a friend who knows two people with similar names and one likes you and one doesn’t.

bootrear:
“king-of-roses:
“A handy guide for anyone not familiar
”
Oh sorry. I made another, more accurate graphic. In case anyone was still confused.
”

bootrear:

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

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Oh sorry. I made another, more accurate graphic. In case anyone was still confused. 

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

lizzymodblog:
“spikedmauler:
“geesee:
“five-girls-pizza:
“ lmprovident:
“ theprettychoice-deactivated2015:
“ “Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at...

lizzymodblog:

spikedmauler:

geesee:

five-girls-pizza:

lmprovident:

theprettychoice-deactivated2015:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).


When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

What the actual fuck. This is the most perfect thing i have ever heard of and i might just kill myself cause I wasn’t born with this.

Oh wow… There has to be more downsides to this than not having eyebrows. It’s making me very curious.

WHO THE HELL CARES YOU GET PURPLE EYES LIKE HOLY CRAP I DON’T EVEN

Doesn’t exist. Some novelist made it up to explain why his characters had purple eyes. Apart from that, there are several reasons why a single mutation can’t have all of these effects.

Source: http://www.springhole.net/other/alexandria’s-genesis.htm

Wait, are there still people who are falling for this? I mean, it’s been years and parodied a thousand times like with naruto posts and one piece posts.