I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke
it’s my favorite joke
I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!
Love
*Psst* Trans exclusionary feminism is poop feminism pass it on
When feminists exclude transgirls, they’re saying women are nothing but walking vaginas.
I made a pegasus pure based on azula-griffon’s rules and stuff. I kinda love how he came out. Too bad I know nothing about him…
This guy needs a name…
Name him Poptart. Then make him taste like one. Aello would like that.
he looks like a cookie though
He does…I’m thinking something Norse.
Why Not Loptr?
That’s not too bad. Do you pronounce it like Lop-ter?
Yeah. It’s an alternate name for Loki
I made a pegasus pure based on azula-griffon’s rules and stuff. I kinda love how he came out. Too bad I know nothing about him…
This guy needs a name…
Name him Poptart. Then make him taste like one. Aello would like that.
he looks like a cookie though
He does…I’m thinking something Norse.
Why Not Loptr?
According to my doctor, I am now officially underweight. He says I need to cut back on the exercise and eat more food.
So, from now on, I’ll be starting every other day off with BREAKFAST PIZZA
To gaim weight you should eat more at night. That pizza is gonna be burned off way too easy if its breakfast
B R E A K F A S T P I Z Z A
What’s a breakfast pizza?
Breakfast pizza is a phenomenon which occurs when pizza, an oven-baked flat bread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and commonly supplemented with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments, is consumed during a time period lasting between 6 AM to noon.
I’m eating breakfast pizza right now
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Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code.
I had to reblog this, this is what I call a boss.
My biology-adept friend lied to me, skinks actually are lizards.
you were probably thinking of salamanders which are amphibians but look similar to skinks
(photo via porta potty time machine)
I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT
Once upon a time, there were three brothers. Their land could not hold all their egos, so they divided their kingdom into three. One ruled over the elves, one over the goblins, and the third over wizards.
headcanon accepted
