Silver Tongue

You can just feel the sass and I love it

the13thwave:
“ raybutts:
“ thisisjefficus:
“ THIS IS SO HELPFUL
”
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.
”
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND IS IN FACT NOT IN THE UK.
”

raybutts:
thisisjefficus:
THIS IS SO HELPFUL
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND IS IN FACT NOT IN THE UK.

commie-pinko-liberal:

casualhibiscus:
My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT

I don’t think that he’s homophobic, he’s just not comfortable in a house that eats pussy.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

How people watch Disney movies.

Under 12 years old : aw Princesses.
Art students : THOSE FUCKERS, HOW DO THEY DO THIS ANIMATION ? LOOK AT THAT MOVE DAMMIT, THOSE BACKGROUNDS, ugh i'm done.
Acting divas : i wonder if i can face character her in Disneyland,  -imitates the character-  yup, i can !
Singing trainees : Woah that chick can sing ............. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD HIGH NOTE.
DreamWorks fans : How To Train Your Dragon is still better.
Romantics : -sobs- omg this is ..... no ... -sobs- ..... i can't ...
Animation students : That's Glen Keane's .. yup definitely, oh and look at Andreas Deja animating characters that aren't villains.
Parents : What a good cartoon.
Disney bloggers : THAT is the part i'm gonna gif first.
Disney fans : HIDDEN MICKEY.
Disney fanatics : talk, and i'll slit your throat, i've been waiting of this for 18 months and 24 days.
Soundtrack Addicts: IT'S ALAN MENKEN.  YOU CAN TELL.  IT PARALLELS LITTLE MERMAID AND TANGLED IN THAT ONE CHORD.  THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.  SO MENKEN.
Creative Writers: That line.  That line. Right there.  you never forget that line.  That was the best written line.  Never forget.
Walt Disney: hello friends i am dead

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

this is so important

lady-feral:

adora—belle—dearheart:
unstoppable-vs-immovable:
asgardreid:
aka14kgold:
digitalcorpse:
CHAPSTICK, FOR MEN. LAYS FLAT IN YOUR POCKET SO THE OTHER MEN WON’T MAKE FUN OF YOU. #unnecessarygenderedproducts
omfg
MANBALM, TO SOOTHE YOUR MANLIPS AFTER EATING MANGURT.
Don’t kiss your bros after the big sportsball game with dry chapped lips!
Actually, the flat packaging would make it better suited for women, since we don’t get normal POCKETS.
Reblogging again for that last super-on-point comment.

Also, it’s cheaper and more effective probably because it’s meant for dry/chapped lips and not just to make lips smell good.

brightredbirdie:

it’s a little early, but here’s some ace/aro valentines for you

c-utex:

tiahra:
“No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to be yourself and I think I’m doing something to break the double standard that has been created over the years.”
whether you like her as a person/an artist or not, one just HAS TO admit that she’s absolutely right about this

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing 
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me 
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary