specimen-jar:

toxtricity-amped:

vampireapologist:

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.

I went by Flicker for years and still have a friend that calls me this lmao

Moosh! Not based on anything, just thought it sounded cute

i think the first name i ever went by online was DEL which kind of stuck with me as i went through my gender discovery so now when i change my name and gender legaly im going to change it so my initials are DEL

moonpaw:

coward

thathighguy:

this-wandering-heart:

black–twitter:

😂🤔😂

Another installment of: Not My Business

askfallenroyalty:

selimbradly:

fma + the onion headlines

eevee-nicks:

light-of-aether:

ryttu3k:

musashi:

jankybones:

Go ahead and tell me im wrong

THIS IS LITERALLY ASH KETCHUM’S ROOM IT IS THE SECOND SCENE OF SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 OF THE POKEMON ANIME FROM 1997 CAN FAKE NERD BOYS PLEASE GO

Also consider: sports fans.

Pokemon is like if sports and cats were blended into the ultimate all-consuming marketable thing

That’s… actually the best explanation of Pokémon I’ve ever seen.

teaboot:

lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus:

teaboot:

If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

Is… is this a naruto reference

I haven’t seen Naruto but I would LOVE to know what you mean

theres a part where they need to take a test that is way to advanced for them. the real test is to see how well they can cheat and how willing they are to sacrifice to gather intel

alternativetrump:

Legend

askfallenroyalty:

local cryptid found eating venison without cooking