Silver Tongue

opparsmistress:

marcofgrima:

pesky—bee:

secondlina:

“Nope”, the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I always laugh so hard at this because shE’S STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER

mathisnotcool

What if she forces her mom to have short hair to avoid the side ponytail of death?

mysticbaconslice:

Your name is Finnick Adam Nelson and you don’t know how long you’ve been at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria, but for whatever reason you sure like spending your time talking with the night guards and blowing air in their faces.

(How low do I have to stoop in order to make a Humanized Fan)

Human fan is hotter than Scott.

teddybrer:

EVERYBODY GO SEE THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE ON THE 13TH MAKE SURE HISTORY KNOWS THAT FIFTY SHADES OF GARBAGE BAG WAS BEATEN IN THE BOX OFFICE BY AN ANIMATED TALKING SPONGE

feminismandgenderequality:
“loganl517:
“I’m liking this
”
This is what it’s all about!
”

feminismandgenderequality:

loganl517:

I’m liking this

This is what it’s all about!

Heads Up

buggyeyes:

limmemonnie:

technoskittles:

In case you were not already aware, I am not the one reblogging those 50 shades movie promo posts

Tumblr is doing it for me

I do not support that movie in any way, shape, or form.

Please do not unfollow me for that reason

what the SHIT tumblr?

If tumblr does this shit on my blog, please let me know so I can delete them. Leave it to 50 shades to use a marketing ploy that forces something you don’t want on you without your fucking consent.

Same

melofarce:

tic-tac-birthdayrac:

christmas-boners:

creepwalking:

tara-chambler:

moshingice:

Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact

Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters

Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters

everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters

some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the asthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters

Did we just explain multiple sexualities in one post

Some girls who were thigh highs and garters have a penis and that’s okay.

the-frozen-city:

thepoeticandtheprosaic:

Interesting fact:

The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

the most important text post on this goddamn website

a-random-mod:

Leaving for my mothers in ten minutes to tell her I’m trans. Wish me luck.

If it doesn’t go well, I’m just gonna leave and no clue what next.

She said she figure. Second person to say that when I told them

Hey what would the ratio of veal to pork be?

That I do not know. I’m sure sexygoatgod can probably answer that. All I know is that pork and veal are the closest things to human meat.

Leaving for my mothers in ten minutes to tell her I’m trans. Wish me luck.

If it doesn’t go well, I’m just gonna leave and no clue what next.