butt-flower:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I’VE SEEN IT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES ON MY DASH AND I’VE SCROLLED THROUGH THE NOTES TO FIND AN ANSWER BUT I NEVER FUCKING FOUND ANY AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN

You people are so worked up. Maybe you should just ignore it.

gothhabibti:

stop assuming people are insecure about their features because you personally find them unconventional or unattractive

daisura:

archminister-of-swag:

daisura:

tjwolf123:

daisura:

tjwolf123:

allienight:

dalnreblagging:

During a recent Kojima Productions press conference, Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima responded to questions by journalists about his stance on Western media. Mr Kojima is a well-known fan of Western film but made very clear about his opinion on popular Western television, which continued for almost 30 minutes.

“If I could, I would punch every Superwholock in the throat,” he told journalists, motioning with his hand for emphasis. “All of them.”

More surprisingly is that this appears to be a growing trend among Japanese developers, such as Hayao Miyazaki of “Spirited Away” fame. Shigeru Miyamoto, the much-loved head of Japanese game development company, Nintendo Entertainment, was on record as saying “If I knew my work would be played by Superwholocks, I would have never started making games. [They are] literal trash.” This follows news from Nintendo that they would be introducing new DRM to their games that would search Nintendo consoles for evidence of Sherlock, Supernatural or Doctor Who streaming and permanently disable the console.

This is actually kinda disgusting. Yeah, a lot of Superwholocks can be cringe-worthy, but who gives a flying fuck- so they like a show a lot? So what?
It’s like no one can be enthusiastic about anything before, I mean, goddamn, just let people have fun and mind ya own fucking business.

Can.. Can I just move to Canada? Please?

I never wanted to move to Canada anyway. :’D *Moves to Hawaii*

Someone punch this fucker in the throat he is just a dick sure he made metal gear but still what the fuck

Pretty sure my dad is having sex in the next room so I’m going to whataburger. Let’s do tmi today

prince-kel:

Protect young trans/nb/queer/asexual teenagers who are constantly told they are too young to understand gender or sexual orientation

lizzymodblog:

maybeiwasserious:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

imhereforfreefood:

dipper-the-destructor:

dokscratch:

waterloggedsoliloquy:

imaginegravityfalls:

describe your sex life with a gravity falls quote

This can’t be happening! What did you do to my body?!

[PAPER JAM DIPPER NOISES]

SUPER-POWER-NINJA-TURBO-NEO-ULTRA-HYPER-MEGA-MULTI-ALPHA-META-EXTRA-USER-PREFIX COMBOOOO

yummy yummy potatoes

This… this is normal. This is normal for gnomes.

Failed summer romances.

Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash.

what goes up Is sure to come down ……….

chamberlainofsilence:

hagaceles:

luceateis:

Popular representation of “LGBT,” to scale.

added something

And asexuality is also accurately displayed

charlesoberonn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bruce

Seriously

TOO SOON

It’s what the Joker would’ve wanted.

kpfun:

The similarities between Baymax and Tadashi show that Baymax is Tadashi. He literally meant it when he told Hiro, “Tadashi is here.”