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slimeonline:

megs-dreadshredder:

can’t wait for the jazz age assassins creed game where the player character’s enigmatic second in command f scott fitzgerald confides in the player character that he is “writing a book about a man who’s a lot like you… some would say… a great man”, heavily implied to be the great gatsby 

the player character dies face down in a swimming pool

every assassin dies this way

joeywaggoner:
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Last-minute comic done in anticipation for tomorrow’s big Smash DLC announcement. Unlikely? Yes, but you all would have said the same thing about Sans being a costume in Smash and look where we are now.


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polichevs:

polichevs:

fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you

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Hey OP fuck you

herbgerblin:

Been seeing some fantastic Taako posts (by @terezis x and @ink-shaming x, you started this) with worms and I wanted in. This started out as “lmao, Taako with a feather boa, but it’s really just a giant worm on a string.” And then slowly devolved into “what if the umbra focus was the worm?” 

[ID: First image from left to right—Full body drawing of Taako, a male elf with tan skin, freckles, and curly blonde hair. He wears loose wizard garbs of various shades of blue. He holds a teal colored umbra staff in his hand. Around his neck is a bright, magenta, fuzzy worm. On the top right is Taako, wearing a striped shirt and wizard hat. He wears the worm boa wrapped around one arm and over the shoulder. On the bottom right, Taako looks over his shoulder and smiles confidently. He wears a blouse, a wizard hat curled at the end, and a worm boa around his neck. 

Second image from left to right—Two panels of Taako standing in front of a crouched, robbed figure. The figure has a large, fuzzy, magenta worm around its shoulders. Taako grins and says, “Holy shit look at this stupid thing.” He picks the worm up and examines it, while saying, “I love this dumb worm!” The next two panels have Taako wearing the worm around his neck. In the first, the worm is wrapped around him, halfway covering his face, and what is visible is not happy. In the second panel, he is in a seated position, face buried in its fluff. He says, “You’re the only motherfucker who understands me.” At the bottom of the image is the close up of the worm, looking a little weepy. End ID]

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garbage-empress:

this is the only day you can reblog this

i’ll reblog it every 15th every month