therealjasonx:

demilypyro:

Hips so wide I struggled a little to squeeze out of my sweatpants

on your way to pixar mom hips

pwesident:

hauntedcreek:

dhovorei:

*leaves

where are you going he’s asking you a question

moe-ha:

hotvampireadjacent:

childescatgirl:

childescatgirl:

Just saw someone say that magic doesn’t have “gimmick cards” and like I don’t play magic but i know for a fact that they do have gimmick cards and they’re released in sets

this card is banned from competitive play and tournaments

EXCUSE ME? ALEXANDER CLAMILTON?

rosexknight:

laylainalaska:

discountjainasolo:

nicolecieux:

aegyo-shinee:

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

UNMUTE THIS

sCuM?!

I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands.

The word is so articulated and his motions look so deliberate this is fucking peak Star Wars.

batterybrainz-deactivated202211:

retiredmahoushoujo:

carnival-phantasm:

sexhaver:

whatifweanarchist:

pileofknives:

“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”

“at least one”

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what

trveroman:

theluckpuck:

prime-tiktoks:

Absolutely obsessed with this reply….. oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

taibhsearachd:

trilliath:

yesterdaysprint:

The War Chest Review, Australia, February 1919

New hot trend from 1919: Loudly ogling anti-maskers and their bare faces like “Wow where did you find such an ugly face mask???”

#i hope that lady knew she was the funniest person in australia in 1919  (via @amazonqueendianaprince)