Silver Tongue

anonymousnerdgirl:

firelordhans:

For someone who has had thirty years to plan her big attack, it really doesn’t seem like Ingrid thought this through.

“Even I would have fallen for that one.” Priceless. Kudos to the OP.

wheressasuke:

things that will make me immediately lose respect for you:

  • yelling at/hitting animals
  • treating your significant others badly
  • using slurs
  • purposely misgendering someone
  • embarrassing people for fun
  • Being a racist asshole
  • Being a homophobe
  • Infringing on other peoples’ rights
ryansallans:
“Educate and advocate for transgender students’ rights!
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ryansallans:

Educate and advocate for transgender students’ rights!

fairypone:

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yaaaas

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YAAAAAS

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

heliotrooper:
“AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE
”
I really hate people who just say “I didn’t mean to” rather than something like “I understand you are upset with me. I will give you time to calm down and I will never do the thing again”

heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

I really hate people who just say “I didn’t mean to” rather than something like “I understand you are upset with me. I will give you time to calm down and I will never do the thing again”

skyliting:
“raggedick:
“facingthewaves:
“Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer is...

skyliting:

raggedick:

facingthewaves:

Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer is B). I didn’t pick it, although almost every white person who came in assumed I did. I thought I’d share some of the gems I heard because of it:

  • Older White Man who always answers the trivia every single fucking day and has NEVER complained about the questions: Who the hell cares?? They’re all idiots anyway. I hate this question.
    White Co-Worker: Couldn’t agree more!
    Me: *horrified silence*

  • White Woman: Wow this is a tough one, I don’t think many people who come in here listen to rap music. Do I look like I listen to rap music? *laughs*
    Me: Well I’m pretty sure you don’t need a certain look to listen to music, just…ears. So yeah, you do!
    White Woman: Oh…sure…

  • 12 different White Customers throughout my shift: Did you write this question?

  • White Woman #2: Why would you choose a question that only certain people would know?
    Me: *almost rolls my eyes into oblivion*

  • College-aged white guy: Hmm… *turns to black guy waiting in line behind him whom HE DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW* You got the answer to this right? *laughs*
    Black Guy: *gives me the “can u believe this fucking cracker” look*
    Me: *gives him the “I know brotha just pray to the lord for strength” look*

And much more. Y’all it was fucking wild to see white people so uncomfortable with something as simple as a trivia question that even hinted at blackness. We have questions about everything from fucking astrophysics to types of cheese but it was this one that was just “too much” or “outside their knowledge.” Soooo ridiculous and childish and…welp, racist.

this is an important post

5 seconds on Google will answer this, and the white people rather moan than look it up. And assume the only other black people in the room just mystically know.

princeowl:

the gender binary doesnt exist nickelodeon fucking decimated it when they gave the male cows udders in barnyard 

They also have an entire society where the male gets pregnant.

kinkyeviscerator:

serenading-the-unicorn:

frostbackscat:

tuhmaruh:

dyemooch:

robotseckshau5-mod:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

signal boosting for Ramsey xD

Signal boosting for this episode being the fucking best and worst at the same time.

I remember watching this episode, that woman and her “husband” are out of fucking control. She’s not a feminist or even someone to look up to. She’s a goddamn tyrant who abuses her staff. She couldn’t even let go of her foolish pride to accept Gordon’s help. She needs to be committed somewhere and not allowed to own any type of business, period.

She… knows there were cameras there to record everything right? xD

this bitch was freaking INSANE and here’s the video

Guys just watch the first 7 minutes, HOLY SHIT