Silver Tongue

lilyrosethedreamer:

ahegao-intensifies:

smallpervert:

…….what

What?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

i love phoenix wright so much

I…

bracingly:

i just want endless amounts of cute underwear and thigh high socks

lucobutt:
“bruce-dick-in-son:
“fourgasm:
“ sytorofoam-boots-blog:
“ I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.
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toes
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Why is there a coyote on a bus.
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I’m pretty sure that’s a train??
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Okay then, sassy pants, why is...

lucobutt:

bruce-dick-in-son:

fourgasm:

sytorofoam-boots-blog:

I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

toes

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

I’m pretty sure that’s a train??

Okay then, sassy pants, why is there a train on the bus?

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

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totallynotsauceboss:

terriblethingseveryonesaw:

not gonna lie I love the banter in the pilot episode

Dan vs managed to do the whole “this guy is the dick and he hates everything” trope really fucking well, especially considering hes the focus of the show. so many other people have tried or could have tried to make this show and failed.

clemvevo:
“ id-shoot-me:
“ aquanite:
“ When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap…
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look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself
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he’s clearly a female
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He would like you to respect his lifestyle.

clemvevo:

id-shoot-me:

aquanite:

When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap…

look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself

he’s clearly a female

He would like you to respect his lifestyle.

fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

Why would your teacher make you turn in an essay at 3 in the morning?

laurendestefano:

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn’t have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

What if you are the antagonist of another persons story?