nintendroid:

We talk enough about Burger King’s legendary Pokemon toys, but no one hardly brings up the Dragon Ball Z ones.

Watch the full commercial uploaded by WorldofDragonball

wiiwheel:

were–ralph:

wiiwheel:

I’m gonna see this things green cock aren’t I

First of all it’s not green its black with a pink head, and second there’s already porn of him

yes wereralph sorry wereralph

stellatheknave:

parasitoidism:

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

dduane:

the-dubstep-strawberry:

christianstepmoms:

It gets better…

ALT

(Source for the curious: “Four Battlegrounds” by Paul Scharre, a book about AI competition)

“He field-stripped a fir tree.”

so to beat the AI, they fred dursted it, solid snaked it and birnam wooded it

knifewieldingenby:

How would you feel if every post in your drafts was suddenly posted publicly to your blog?

I wouldn’t mind at all

Meh. No strong feelings either way

I would really rather this didn’t happen, but I’d cope

Fuck. fuckfuxkfjckfjvn

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I was imagining if this happened to me and it made me curious lol. If you feel up to it, put how many drafts you have in the tags (not necessary of course)

wait, people save drafts? i thought we all just posted things regardless of whether or not it was a completed post

sometipsygnostalgic:

this is for @oli-the-cat

racistlatino:

blumineck:

It was a knitted sweater and greatsword kind of day. (Watch with sound for the full vibe)

mans gettin ready to fight the lord of cinders

beepiesheepie:

x-i-l-verify:

manlet-rights-activist-deactiva:

when people on twitter or tiktok say “yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic” do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

#I always love people saying they can’t escape the discourse cuz like #barring incidents of targeted harassment (which does happen) #the reason you can’t escape the toxicity is you actively choose not to unfollow/block people #that’s why discourse bloggers are so invested in saying blocking them means they won arguments #they need people to believe there’s no escape without compromising your principles #also most of them believe they’re Truth Coming Out Of The Well To Shame Mankind #when to quote someone I sadly can’t remember the url of #they’re actually Moron Coming Out Of Left Field To Be Annoying

tumblr is one of the last social medias that remembers the old saying “dont feed the trolls” while everyone else is lining up to give trolls a 5 course meal

trust-me-i-just-get-weirder:

memewhore: