At my school we have to do something called an ALICE drill. Basically the idea is that if an intruder comes in with a gun it is better to try and escape or barricade your classroom door than just sit and wait for a the guy to come in and kill you. So this is the practice barricade we build in my class to fall on the intruder if he opened the door.
okay, seriously. What person is going to fall for a ton of kids hiding in the corner of the room when all their shit is on their desks, the comptuers are on. It’s in the middle of school hours. What. Fucking. Person. Would. Fall. For. That. This is an amazing idea and should be done in all school instead of having us hide in the fucking corner in a dark room.
They just implemented this into my school, and they said that if the barricades don’t work we get to throw stuff at them or go out the window onto the next buildings roof
Man, i’ve been saying stuff like this would be a good idea for years! I want this at my school!
Not really. Because the people who would abuse guns like that would still manage to get their hands on one even if it was illegal. What would be a better idea would be to have all the teachers take gun safety courses and have one in the classroom where only the teacher could get to it. Like a safe in the floor that requires multiple keys.
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
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Someone framed this as “LOL look at these dumb high-school students trying to write” when in reality these analogies are brilliant and hilarious and way over the compiler’s head.
I can see professional writers like douglas adams use stuff like these
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As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.
Excerpt; During my combat tour I never saw the Iraqis as “savages.” They were a friendly culture who believed in hospitality, and were sometimes positive to a fault. The people are proud of their history, education system and national identity. I have listened to children share old-soul wisdom, and I have watched adults laugh and play with the naiveté of schoolboys. I met some incredible Iraqis during and after my deployment, and it is shameful to know that the movie has furthered ignorance that
might put them in danger.
…As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would
have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief
that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the
purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.
I served in Iraq from
2004 to 2005. During that time, we started to realize there were no
weapons of mass destruction, the 9/11 commission report determined that
Iraq was not involved in the terrorist attacks on the World Trade
Center, false sovereignty was given to Iraq by Paul Bremer, the
atrocities at Abu Ghraib were exposed, and the Battle of Fallujah was
waged.
The destruction I took part in suddenly intersected with
news that our reasons for waging war were untrue. The despicable conduct
of those at Abu Ghraib was made more unforgivable by the honorable
interactions I had with Iraqi civilians, and, together, it fueled the
post-traumatic stress I struggle with today.
soldiers speaking out like this is pretty rare. dont ignore this post.
Like poison ivy, manspreading is a scourge in the garden of life.
You know what we’re talking about: That thing where men — and yes, it’s almost always men — spread their legs so wide that they encroach upon the personal space of the commuters sitting next to them. Alternatively called “lava balls” and “subway spread,” it’s a phenomenon familiar to anyone who’s taken public transportation.
NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE EVEN SPREADING THEIR LEGS THAT FAR APART OR TAKING TOO MUCH ROOM THOUGH
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF PISSBABIES
And yes, it IS different for guys, because their pelvises aren’t as wide as women’s and their genitals are located outside their body!
Fuck this bitch and fuck all the people behind this. God knows you aren’t shaming/creepshoting women who’s bags and purses take up extra seats.
Notice on the right part: men (on top) have acetabulum facing laterally, women (on bottom) have acetabulum facing anteriorly. Men’s legs will naturally tend towards the side. Women’s legs will naturally tend towards the front.
Now can you stop the fake pseudo-feminist bullshit and focus on real issues?!
“manspreading is a scourge in the garden of life”
Maybe if you are a spoilt little brat with absolutely nothing resembling a real problem
Finally an explanation for why it’s hard for me to always have my legs closed as a guy.
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