Silver Tongue
my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
Do you practice any of the ritualistic side of LeVayan Satanism?

No.

fangirltothefullest:

This is never not funny.

the-nerdy-reindeer:

Isn’t manga just people’s published fan-fiction and their characters are their OC’s they spend weeks trying to perfect, while the anime is just a big fan animation to that certain fan-fiction while the openings are just specifically made AMV’s 

azuila:

vcrizzle:

azuila:

slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year*

slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points*

slytherin: *literally wins house cup*

dumbledore:

dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey

but gryffindor are the good guys ok

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Slytherine only really had three assholes in the first year. Well, one asshole and two people who just follow along. Hell, in the second year, hermione only hated one slytherine girl we never see because the slytherine girl was ugly… Then Hermione became a cat. Karmas a bitch, hermione, but so are you.

Hell, we see more ravenclaws and gryffindors being assholes than slytherines.

I’m really proud with you coming out as trans! ^w^ I wish you luck on your transition, and I’m sure you’re going to be absolutely adorable!! I understand how you feel, being trans myself. And BTW I noticed that your description states that you’re an atheistic satanist. I know a little bit about that religion and I think it’s perfectly lovely. I’m an agnostic theist who’s interested in religions so I thought I could get your input about the ideology and your story behind joining it. I’m sure I could do lots of research about it, but having a discussion with someone about something has it’s own rewards that research doesn’t have to offer. 

Thank you. I’ve already had some obstacles such as the fact that Doctors are so expensive and I don’t want to have this show up on my medical insurance because then my father will find out and I know I will have to tell him some day but I want it to already be too late for him to find do anything about it.

Also, about my religion, LaVeyan Satanism is where god and satan are more symbols than actual beings. The gist of what it’s about is that I am my own goddess. I worship myself and I am in charge of my own destiny. I choose my own fate and I’m responsible for my actions. It’s about glorifying oneself while at the same time understanding that nobody else is responsible for the actions of someone.

Thank you for the support.

elfgrove:

athenaltena:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

Alan Burnett and Bruce Timm on Joker’s signature grin

I heard them say once that if they had to change anything for the censors they would follow the instructions to the letter while making it substantially more horrific.

When you put death off the table entirely as a narrative device for writers, I feel like you’re almost asking to get a lesson in “what is a fate worse than death?” It’s one thing to say hey limit the use of this theme because children’s show, or keep the actual depiction occurring off-screen (implied), but to flatly ban it means they have to get more creative to make that emotional gut-punch, and the result tends to be worse for the creative not-death.

ask-the-dark-dash:
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ask-the-dark-dash:

ultrafacts:

vancity604778kid:

sunraels-manifesto:

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I read this and all I can think about is Hetalia

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Also, you can pay to become a lord, lady, baron or baroness of Sealand  [x]

NO!

Holy shit, I can become a knight of sealand for only £100!