theonemillionthdragonborn:

umyehs:

fedorahatmatt:

umyehs:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

breaking news: white cis boy FUCKING REKT by white cis boy

breaking news: it is past 11 and there was still no update on the monster energy

padalesexy:

i used to hate taylor swift cause she would write all her songs about dudes she dated but then i realized guys are out here doing the same thing all the time like wow that was really sexist and immature of me you know what fuck it taylor you go and make millions off of them someone ought to damn

I only dislike the fact that she was misinformed about how Romeo and Juliet went

but my butt isn’t iron

TT^TT

stickyfrogs:

Gumby has been to the vet and has some liquid medicine to take for a week. I don’t think it smells too bad but Gumby does an excellent “this tastes DISGUSTING” face when I give it to him.

holidayvenclaw:

troyeller:

Okay so I reblogged this post and

There are definitely two kinds of people

Pls pls pls I want a nickname

cutekirby:

neoduskcomics:

The intro to Avatar: The Last Airbender after putting it through multiple languages and then back into English via Google Translate.

But Aang can save the world, I guess.

hismalfoy:

I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH