penguinluver99:

ech-tron:

R.I.P. in piece Tumblr

I was expecting “mmm Watcha say” but this was so much better

You want “mmm watcha say?” Here you go

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

lokigodofmischieflaufeyson:

My favourite part of Penguins of Madagascar was definitely Dave putting actors and actresses names in normal sentences.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

the-chubby-nerd:

ultrafacts:

The Ludosport Lightsaber Combat Academy

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Dude

They give you a lightsaber when you sign up

They hold tournaments

Like real serious tournaments with judges and crowds and prizes

You could train in this

You could make this a marketable skill and put this on your resume and when your interviewer asks if it’s a joke you can hand them a phone number to call, and then they’d verify that not only is it a real school but you studied lightsaber fighting extensively

Bruh

azula-griffon:

ask-ash-in-equestria:

The fuck is this?

The fuck is that?!

The FUCK IS THIS?!?

FUCK YOU!

pfff the first one though

nickiminajinstagram:

by nickiminaj
Nicki Minaj’s Sexy New Photoshoot
Nicki Minaj’s Sexy New Photoshoot
Pills N Potions [Explicit]

sugarapplesweet:

crhodey:

I’m guessing you don’t realize that blind people like using your site, do you?

Because this update, while it may look clean and simple to people with vision, probably makes it pretty fucking difficult to do anything with a text reader.

I’m usually not a hater about these updates, but you need (a new?) UI person.  This is a terrible user experience.

This new update is terrible for blind people who don’t use a reader too.

Me and another legally blind person were freaking the fuck out at what a terrible idea this was.  Seriously.  Tumblr can bite me.

thatladysif:

angelbaby37:

whatever you do: don’t tell your baby girls that when a boy is mean to them, it’s because he has a crush on her. don’t teach your little girl that abuse is a sign of affection.

don’t

do

it

ON THE FLIP SIDE,

Don’t ever ever tell boys its okay to show affection in that way.

nothingbutgames:

Hyrule and Lorule in The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.

Link between worlds is a severely underrated game. Honestly, it’s just as good as wind waker and majoras mask.

fuckyeahnicci:

talldarknbeautimus:

mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis:

rahmagical:

cultono:

likeadisneyprincess:

dallyxxwasxxgallant:

believe-in-laughter:

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.