I found Bilbo soloing a dozen orcs with small rocks to be the most enjoyable part of the latest Hobbit movie.
Cute baby cuttlefish cuddling. This picture makes me feel so much better about my life and the shitty story I wrote and the shitty art I made.
Be happy, these cuttlefish demand it with their adorableness.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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CUDDLEFISH
this is appropriate for this blog
Yes. Where may I purchase a baby cthulu?
If you put blue and red together it makes purple.
Purple is not referred to as half red half blue though because it is on its own a color.
The same applies to bisexuality.
and some shades are much more blue or much more red, but they’re still called purple
Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.
where can i find this
Black People this is important. Signal Boost this. Could save a life.
Reblogging to add: YOU MUST UNAMBIGUOUSLY CLAIM YOUR RIGHTS TO BOTH A LAWYER AND TO SILENCE FOR THEM TO COUNT. This means you have to actually say “I am not speaking to you any longer without an attorney.” And then you have to SHUT. UP. No matter what. If you reengage with them in any manner, you have WAIVED your rights. The US Supreme Court in all of their majestic wisdom has decided that staying silent is not enough to exercise your right to silence. The police know that their interrogations have to stop once you tell them you won’t speak with them without a lawyer. If all you do is remain silent, they will KEEP INTERROGATING YOU. Now repeat after me: “I am not speaking to you without an attorney present. I am invoking my right to an attorney and to silence.” And say nothing else.
I’m not a lawyer, but this is how shit goes down.
Reblogging because lisa is a lawyer-extrodinaire and this additional info is important!
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
FUCK
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
Goal
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER
Yes to all things stated above…
Pool party but like… Shower party
I can finally lay down in the shower and cry as I contemplate the insignificance of life and then laugh as I figure out the best way to make my characters miserable.
There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home
Or the grandmother throwing the werewolf’s clothes at it and being all “God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on.”
Or a grandmother putting a hood on the werewolf and then scolding her grandaughter for never wearing it.
FUCK Life & Style Magazine and anyone who wastes their time reading their bullshit
like, seriously? look how fucking awful they are??? WTF
Its so disgusting that people eat this shit up too
this also instills transphobia & the whole ‘following gender norms’ for the readers
kids need to grow up realizing what John is doing is ok bc a lot of kids grow up being told that going against norms is ‘wrong’ & they will ‘go to hell’ for being anything different
there honestly needs to be less people trynna re-inforce gender roles tbh
I really like that angelina isn’t giving into the pressure of the media and is actually parenting right.
Children do not ask to be born
They don’t owe YOU anything.
They are not obligated to be your doll.
They are not obligated to live THEIR life they way YOU want.
They have fulfilled their obligation to you simply by being born.
THEY OWE YOU NOTHING,
YOU OWE THEM EVERYTHING
BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO MAKE THEM.
THEY are their own person, and they have every right to live their life their way.
