Silver Tongue
The difference between a SJW and an activist: An activist tries to get a ramp added to a building for easier wheelchair access. The SJW tries to get the stairs removed because they might offend people who can't use them.
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sjwfuckups:

ughsocialjustice:

ughsocialjustice:

This is the most eloquent description I have ever read.

-The DeafPsych One

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Nonnie, that was beautiful!

-the Polish one

And we have a winner!

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

“I read the entire series before watching the movie and the movie was terrible compared to them” the movie based on the hit novel

mxcleod:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

This is how English teachers should teach this shit.

dennys:
“TOASTBUSTERS
“Whatever you do, don’t look at the trap.”
“I looked at the trap Ray.” ”
rebornica

dennys:

TOASTBUSTERS

“Whatever you do, don’t look at the trap.”

“I looked at the trap Ray.”

rebornica 

breelandwalker:

eldritchlunch:

grilledcheese4evr:

PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

ineedtothinkofatitle:
“ totallyamelia:
“ imightgetcynical:
“ totallyamelia:
“ Yeaaaahhh…
”
Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…
”
Trickle down equality, yo!
”
every state but california, and that’s only as of september (x)
”

ineedtothinkofatitle:

totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

every state but california, and that’s only as of september (x)

mistress-maya:

solasty:

fanwrittenwords:

miiscat89:

Be Inspired.

tallonlorean

I’m crying holy fuck

That was incredible!!

Dear staff, I can let it slide that you completely removes the toolbar and made things more difficult to navigate. I can accept that you changed the font so it’s only slightly noticeable and made it more annoying. But what the actual fuck is up with this?

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Why did you feel it was necessary to swap the position of the close and the post button? I mean seriously. There was no reason to do this. granted the fact that there was no reason to do any of the other things, this not only is annoying, but can cause people to lose posts because they hit close by accident. This is by far the worst choice you guys have ever made.

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years