turing-tested:

u ever have days where your brain is just a little too autistic so you sit there like :| bc ut overwhelmed by sitting in a chair and doing nothing

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

Basically,

doomy:

no-nami:

knight-in-dull-tinfoil:

pileofknives:

thehauntedmansion2003:

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

OH

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i think they should make the game from homestuck real

this one

Skate 3

Originally posted by mellowarpeggiation

vampireapologist:

sigmaleph:

glumshoe:

if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster

‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3

“there’s only one under-the-bed”

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

porko-rosso:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

We popping the biggest bottles when Crash gets confirmed for Smash today

My day will fucking come. Next time.

This is the one. Crash is out on Switch now. It’s time.

Next time.

Aight it’s the last direct before the game releases, this has got to be the one

Please nintendo i cant deal

There’s still DLC…

Okay, the first DLC character was Joker, but Crash Team Racing will be on Switch at launch. It’s the perfect time. Crash could be the second.

Okay so two and three weren’t Crash but BANJO being in now definitely increases his chances cause it means that western characters are being considered and removes the most likely other option from the running.

But for now,

WHEN WILL SHE LEARN?

Fatal Fury this time. That’s fine. They announced more DLC characters. It’s a matter of time now. I’ll be victorious in the end. I take my fall with grace.

Last reveal of the first pass will be shown in 2 days. People are saying it’ll be Dante, but I dare hope. I dare dream. I believe in Crash.

moonmech:

Adhd b like….. i have one activity on tuesday thats like an hour long but im gonna consider that a busy day so no I can’t make any other plans on that day