foods that lower testosterone:
- flax
- black licorice
- soy
- spearmint
- lima beans
- whole grains
- pasta
- cheese
- chocolate
foods that increase estrogen:
- flax
- soy
- red meats
- coffee
- sesame seeds
- chickpeas
- peas
- alfalfa sprouts
- tofu
I’m writing this from 2013. I’m scheduling this post to go up 2 years from now.
If in that time, I’ve started to like anime, please place a hit on me, for I’ve clearly lost my mind and perverted everything I once stood for.
You do have an anime icon so you’re slipping
Oh shit, I totally forgot about this.
IT’S IRONIC, I SWEAR
Also you’ve grown attraction towards men.
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Yep. That’s my parents.
And then when you find out you’ve been going to friends yo help with your problems they bitch at you because you should have gone to them
People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat
I used to get really mad when a cat would hiss and scratch at me when I wanted to pet it. Then I realized the connection between cats and people tbh. Some people like it when others touch them, some don’t. Doesn’t make them bad for not wanting your hands all over them. :U
Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh
Not true. There are females and a person of colour in the delightful childrens group.
ii-l:
This is my bible. Bye.
Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?
I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.
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絶対必要な単語。ｗ
Also good ones:
ざけんなよ。
zakenna yo.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.そんなばかな！
sonna baka na!
That’s ridiculous!出てけ。
deteke.
Leave.何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。
nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.
What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.thank u
Both of those are completely okay ways to age. Emma Watson played a well loved brainiac in the movies, making it very easy for her to be liked as a regular person. Also she aged on screen so it didn’t shock the world when she became an adult. Also everyone knew she wasn’t the character she played. Miley Cyrus played a pop star in a long running tv show but she also played a fictional version of herself. She did not age on screen and like pretty much every star little girls have loved there was lots of people who didn’t like her. She is now an adult. She has a different personality than the characters she played on screen and because the character she played was supposed to be her it is hard for people to accept it.
Also the pictures chosen for this post are totally biased. Look:
Do these two pictures make them seem drastically different? And they could quickly be bias the other way.
Which one looks sweet now? So stop being a dick. Miley Cyrus is an adult who is different than the child character she played. Also in no way is she the only star that wears little clothes and acts sexual.
How dare an adult act like an adult
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
I’m gay
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
