whatkindofanameistheresisty:

mulletlove:

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

dingdongyouarewrong:

whenever i feel like i can’t make an idea i really want work in my story, i just remember that alex hirsch wanted gravity falls to have a halloween episode so badly that, even though the entire show takes place over summer vacation, he just made up a fake holiday called summerween that’s just. halloween but in the summer

seizethe-memes-ofproduction:

hailkingcheeto:

it’s a boomer meme but it checks out sir

chefpyro:

candybaggins:

commission for @chefpyro!

BIG SMASHY

wufflesvetinari:

sherlocke:

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

heathertail:

tilthat:

TIL that when trees evolved nothing could decompose them, until a fungi learned. All coal comes from before the fungi learned.

via reddit.com

the way this post is worded is so delightful i absolutely can not stop reading it over and over

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

wait

partyatsanguines:

nightingaletrash:

partyatsanguines:

skyrimbelongstotheskeevers:

skyrimbelongstotheskeevers:

JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING TI WINTERHOLD AND TWO SNOW BEARS ATRACKED ME SO I JUST RAN INTO THE INN AND THEY SPAWNED INSIDE THE INN

INSIDE! THE! INN!

THERE ARE TWO SNOW BEARS INSIDE THE WINTERHOLD INN

one started glitching into the ceiling

it just works

Theres a BEAR

loose

in an INN

No one knows what’s going to happen next

Least of all the BEAR

He’s never BEEN in an INN before

There’s no experts. They try to find experts at the colleges. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a goat in Solitude” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a goat in the Solitude. This is a bear loose in an inn.

holybatlogic:

sithrightsactivist:

chirrutbaze:

victoriancuddler:

roachpatrol:

mama-sass:

systlin:

underlandwarrior:

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

Bonus:

Originally posted by interpretinginterpretations

argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story. 

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. 

after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’

#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)

a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!

also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”

no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.

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