Silver Tongue

life-of-scootaloo:

High Note:Oh…oh my….

lizzymodblog:

changemodomega:

lizzymodblog:

changemodomega:

lizzymodblog:

Hey. Watch this. I’m gonna say a controversial thing.

Coca Cola and Pepsi both taste like ass.

I don’t know a single soft drink that doesn’t taste like ass. They all only work because of the bubbles tricking you.

Consider this: Drinks that aren’t carbonated.

You mean tea?

Yes, but also there’s these new things called juice, milk and lemonade.

I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them.

I personally like orange juice

badluckcrow1:
“ rosehip-baby:
“ Why is this accurate
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Crow: “GOOD?!!” D:

badluckcrow1:

rosehip-baby:

Why is this accurate

Crow: “GOOD?!!” D:<

Crows and ravens are actually pretty chill. They remember faces and if you’re nice to them, they will be your best bro. However, if you area dick to them, they will make your life a living hell.

Hey tumblr staff, if you could just allow us to adjust the volume on videos so that it doesn’t blast my speakers, that would be nice.

 - Knock knock its knuckles
 - knuck knuck it's Knockles

askdeadpoolthings:

I TOLD YOU IT’D BE DONE.
BET YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME, SON. 

krxs10:

WOW. so in case you guys haven’t heard yet, the police report for Mike Browns alleged “robbery” was released recently and would you look at that…. THERES NOTHING WRITTEN ON IT

BECAUSE IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED