Silver Tongue

lizzymodblog:

I disliked fedoras before it was cool.

But it’s not fedoras that aren’t cool, it’s trilbys. And it’s not even trilbys but the people who abuse them.

thomasbngalter:

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

Kitchen jokes are no loner funny but food puns are hilarious.

catisacat:

I’m really surprised at how much people trash on the Total Drama style and designs because it seriously has one of the most impressive ranges of female characters I’ve ever seen in any cartoon in my life.

Not a single one of these girls looks too much like another (aside from the identical twins).

That series was awesome and I really like that it had such a wide variety of characters if many different body shapes, races, genders, sexualities and upbringings.

life-of-scootaloo:

Scoots: ^u^

I is evil

putuksstuff:
“conspicuouslad:
“ theauthorman:
“ omgsoableist:
“ Thor is getting angsty
”
“YOU HAT ME” ”
YOU HWAT ME
”
“you hug Me” ”
fou mat me

putuksstuff:

conspicuouslad:

theauthorman:

omgsoableist:

Thor is getting angsty

“YOU HAT ME”

YOU HWAT ME

“you hug Me”

fou mat me

Let’s add to it!

“I need meningitis because internet people make me feel bad for denying people their rights based on my own beliefs”
“I need minnisota because girls keep saying no even after I ask them multiple times”

book-of-a-thousand-days:

Wow I did not know this

That’s why envy is the sin and not jealousy. Jealousy is just a form of greed.

azula-griffon:

azula-griffon:

Am I the only one who finds cockroaches cute on this earth

How did I know 90% of the replies would be yes

They aren’t cute, but they do deserve to be put outside of the building rather than be killed.

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

I want to be cremated and have a third of my ashes put into a tree, a third launched into space and a third put in an hour glass

a-random-mod:

arosu-sama:

Omg

I might be over thinking but here goes

BG’s cutiemark is a green apple, and sometimes with sparkles, right?

We all know it’s an animation error. But what if it was cannon?

Like, rarely, when Big Mac is at his best, his cutiemark starts to sparkle?

Eh,…

What if the cutie mark becomes dull when the feel like they’ve lost purpose?