Silver Tongue

paeshi:

insomniac-arrest:

I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it

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but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see

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anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”

but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.

can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass

noivern:

people dont give you the respect you deserve when you’re about a foot tall

pokemoncoloursplash:

kumatora:

Worm on a string emotes for your discord needs.

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I hope you dont mind me editing your design into a dratini for my pokemon server!

Edit added sizzlipede, and wurmple

xxtc-96xx:

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early for Mother’s Day I know XD

(don’t be too hard on Mewtwo, he’s always been blunt)

fencehopping:

Beautifully cut Amethyst stones.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

sauron-herself:

roboticoperatingbud:

gorbling:

gorbling:

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

Like

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nah i got this bruv

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dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

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Originally posted by supercorp4ever

wizaria:
“ For God’s sake! Stop bullying him!
Thank you.
”

wizaria:

For God’s sake! Stop bullying him

Thank you. 

krakensdottir:

whispsofwind:

krakensdottir:

on-stardust-wings:

ihamtmus:

#adore this because#crowley struts in like I’ll take care of it#demon style#and then he just also asks nicely#that was his whole plan (via @twilightcitysky)

Actually… Presenting yourself with confidence while being friendly isn’t that bad a strategy to make people do what you ask of them…

Tbh it works with our species like 90% of the time, Crowley’s just going off experience here. He’s also an epic-level bullshitter, so of course that’s the muscle he decides to flex. I can only imagine what sort of story he was about to give the guy.

My favourite thing is how polite he is with Anathema when they hit her with the Bentley - both him and Aziraphale are perfectly polite and also look very much like two serial killers

…Okay, I have to reblog again for that.

wideboy64:

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can someone pull up the 4chan thread where that short caused someones parents to divorce?