I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it
but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see
anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”
but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.
can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass
Actually… Presenting yourself with confidence while being friendly isn’t that bad a strategy to make people do what you ask of them…
Tbh it works with our species like 90% of the time, Crowley’s just going off experience here. He’s also an epic-level bullshitter, so of course that’s the muscle he decides to flex. I can only imagine what sort of story he was about to give the guy.
My favourite thing is how polite he is with Anathema when they hit her with the Bentley - both him and Aziraphale are perfectly polite and also look very much like two serial killers
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.