panic-at-the-dildos:

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

The correct amount of dick is determined by the moon cycle, the most rainbows seen at once and whether or not it’s a leap year. It’s very complex and what may be too much dick sucking at the moment right now may be just the right amount or even not enough in the future. Trust me, I’m an expert on dick sucking

thundabolt:

gryphonart:

I am working Miku Miku Dance for the first time, and am trying to get a Groudon to do Mitte Mitte. This is what I have down so far.

Model source: x

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS.

banavalope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mothchan:

ladugard:

I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here

there he go

there are tears streaming down my face right now

this is the most important thing to me on the internet

bluebrook:

cherrysodacherrysoda:

instill-fear:

Excuse me… What.

what the actual fuck

Proof you don’t have to actively hate gay people to be homophobic. To be demeaning as fuck. To see them as less than human, but just your own personal toys.

askgakuenkirkland:

askthespadeskingandqueen:

[Hey everyone! I’ve seen this post appear two times on a blog and now on another, blogs I’ve followed only just today, so it’s content confuses me greatly. 

I suspect it’s a virus, so please, for your own sakes don’t click it!]

((Guys, I clicked this out of curiosity and my antivirus program showed up right after saying there were ‘Harmful files”. Next thing I know there’s this post on my blog all tagged and I don’t even know how it’s here. So just in case there is a virus please don’t click that link.  ))

proseprotips:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.

THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

FOUR FOR YOU ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID, YOU GO ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID

It looks like my Favorite Person of the Week Award goes to this fine human being.

Anyone else seeing a connection between the books?

adiostoreadon:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Or their registers having technical troubles

azula-griffon:

mastermod:

azula-griffon:

Great Nila has a sister now
Great

I think you mean, first victim. 

Nope!

You should name her lapis lazuli

zinge:

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3