I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Hermione: *plays the trombone*
Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*
When harry isn’t on the train
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
I’m in love with her oh my god
vine celebrities are basically on the same level as actual C-list celebrities now and that blows my fuckin mind
Really?
Jitty! I need to start scripting more vines! D:
Okay, let me tell you a thing. Don’t ever bind like this. Ever. Use an actual binder. Binding with gauze or tape or whatever the hell this person is binding with can cause major health problems. Also, follow the directions of the binder.
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG
just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is
1 million seconds is just over a week and a half
1 billion seconds is about 35 years
Actually it is about 31.7 years but you get a star for trying.
Time to reblog this I think
So important now, especially since THAT movie will be dropping soon in a theater near you!
So accurate. Please don’t go and see that film. Please.
You don’t even need to say the film, we all know what it is. And the relationship in it IS abuse, not BDSM.
There is nothing more satisfying than thinking up a really good name for a Town Of Salem game
I’ve been using omega and opal recently
Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.
Mind you, Romeo and Juliet is a story of “Young love.” Reckless love that spirals out of control. Admit it, there was a time when you thought you where in love, but it turns out you didn’t even know the person that well.
One time. But then I realized I was an asshole because she fed me and let me borrow games and I took advantage of that. But I’ve changed.
Wait, I misread that. No, I’ve never liked someone I didn’t know.
