Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.
hoofprint-is-spooky:
a-random-mod:
rosexknight:
jitterbugjive:
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.
Mind you, Romeo and Juliet is a story of “Young love.” Reckless love that spirals out of control. Admit it, there was a time when you thought you where in love, but it turns out you didn’t even know the person that well.
One time. But then I realized I was an asshole because she fed me and let me borrow games and I took advantage of that. But I’ve changed.
Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.
rosexknight:
jitterbugjive:
((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.
hokeyfright:
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
Remember, save now or risk doing it again.
I got all the mafia and the SK in one night after calling out both arsos and yelling at the jailor for jailing me when I was trying to make myself bait.
But seriously, the only ones who were competent that game were me, the SK and the dis.
If one were to get converted willingly, would they still be completely mentally fucked?
azula-griffon:
fangpony:
vampirekin-deactivated20190403:
I seriously don’t know why you guys think ponies actually know about conversion being a thing and that any individual would actually want that to happen. :I
Conversion is fucking painful it litteraly melts your flesh off and burn your nerves. Your DNA is being broken down and put back together, your brain and magic are shredded and reassembled to your new form.
And the worse part is that this stuff doesn’t even always work, it might not even just be willing through it you’re just not compatible and it kills you horribly.
Why the fuck would anypony go through that willingly?
I mean some mad bug scientist was a maybe in my head but they’d lose all memory and just become a foal brained full grown bug.
I’m gonna buy a commission as soon as I can with a pony forcing themselves to convert.
rpg2692:
gary looked fucking terrified back then
Spongebob lost his freckles
slbtumblng:
fatherlordzukoz:
but the question is would your favorite character have a crush on you too
Absolutely not. I am a huge dork who has no talent and does nothing.
