dickholder:

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

rederiswrites:

chirmartir:

CH

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

commander-ledi:

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

could be a cryptid. could be the sites shitty programming. could be may awful memory. who knows. might as well reblog it

lazorsandparadox:

grogar:

just pokemon living in the moment 

nothing peculiar about them at all

tardigradetheking:

firelordderpy:

ranty9000:

sweetiepie08:

herqueensguard:

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The Master won’t do anymore miracles today.” But obviously Jesus is like; “Yes, my child?” And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary’s house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

do you think he made his own cross?

yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas:

official-lucifers-child:

friendlydinosaur:

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hell fucking yes, get out

Get all your bitch asses out

alistaire:

i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

fbf-art:

the–queen-of-hell:

veritasarah:

micdotcom:

Watch: Jesse Williams is done with these excuses

“Democracy is not a sham, it’s a job. It’s our job. And it took too goddamn long to get it to just let it slide.”

Listen to Marcus y'all

Vote. Because to vote is to show you are still willing to fight.

charamells:

Pokemon fusions