Silver Tongue

I get a little mad when people quote farcrys definition of insanity like it’s actually the definition. I mean, there’s no set definition I think but there is something that is way closer. A detachment from reality or when someone is unable to separate fantasy and reality. That is much closer to what insanity is than doing something over and over again.

theonewithretroeyes:

zaptap:
konkeydongcountry:
new3ds:
Oh my god, why is this still happening

millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:
Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

Malfoy, no. That’s gonna rot your finger. Please take it off. It’s cursed.

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:
harrysthefather:
tony-can-pierce-my-veil:
gettin-nakie-outside:
witchyroses:
kickthebuttstickz:
fantasticallyshantastic:
stickyhunter:
fanuary:
stickyhunter:
ollivandur:
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEED MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
I love this post so much
why is thor wearing a thor shirt

Can someone do the avatar intro with this kind of thing?

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

Not even the void of space where absolute zero can exist will cool down that burn.

whimps:

I am having a terrible night because of my transitional dysphoria so naturally the only thing I can do to cheer myself up is laugh about the situation.
Smile through the struggle.

So, it was just two of us (The BM left before the game started) We had our doubts at first and the spy even called in his will that there were probably only two maf. Anywho, N2 is a full moon and the escort dies from blocking dog. I called him out and he was like “nah, I’m not wolf. But you are probably GF” anywho, every day we try and get each other lynched and the second full moon comes and I am sure I’m dead. But he didn’t kill me. This surprised me. So We finally have enough (with the jester helping us) to lynch him. I explain when he’s on the stand that there is only one town left. He gets butthurt and demands I be reported for no reason other than he’s a sore babby. it was tense though because I was called out D3 and I’m pretty sure our back and fourth bickering is what distracted people enough to let us win.

Drop whatever you’re doing and share your desktop

adurot:

nomiros:
lingov:
chickenissiriat:
fisto:
cockatielcutie:
daddragon:
beargender:
55galdrumoflube:
orcfucker:
tevruden:
traianbloodshade:
kyriniasyeoriambersorrow:
ladyofthekirintor:
I have a lot of crap to clean :D thats the Traian picture of the week btw XD
purposefully uploads the screenshot in a manner that nobody can see the icons on the desktop.
\m/
B)