otherslices:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

I can’t handle this

Don’t forget the sound of glass breaking in the background

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

qvickersilver:

qvickersilver:

an adventure

#i will systematically bring this back every time its on my dash do not test me (x)

REI WhY 

This is the best

jitterbugjive:

I’m just floored by how well Slate has managed to convince people he’s in fact not a sociopath when he’s even flat out said he’s a sociopath.

Wow.

Wait wait wait wait wait…
Did people really think that he cared for nilla? I mean, he kept saying nilla was nothing more than a test subject. You can tell by the way he looks at nilla he doesn’t give a shit. Did people really fall for his ruse or were they too blinded by the ship that they want to be real?

beowulfstits:

raydiolove:

annathepiper:

solarbird:

Rock Candy Geode! (Followed recipe from YouTube here.)

Notes: took about three times longer for the sugar to crystallise. Don’t know why. Used microwave tempering for the chocolate; resulting tempering wasn’t too bad - could’ve used more heat with the dark layer. Severely underestimated the amount of white chocolate needed, which is why both layers (dark and white) are uneven. Overall, pretty happy with it nonetheless.

Reblogging for CANDY SCIENCE! And also tastiness, because I just tried a piece of the first test geode. Yum!

I didn’t realize the entire thing was candy at first.

Here I initially thought this was a legit rock, like some precious stone smothered in chocolate.

Like someone gonna bust a tooth on that shit.

i crave that mineral

mysticbaconslice:

jessethemarshmallow:

But then you realize you actually have a crush on an AU of an AU of an AU of an AU of an AU…

Because Blindcent

Is an AU of “Everything is scripted Au”

which is an AU of “Everything is Alright AU”

WHICH is an AU of Rebornica’s Vincent

WHICH IS AN AU of Purple guy!!!

Art credit to Mysticbaconslice, Rebornica and fnaf.

I’M LAUGHING

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

Would you want it any other way?

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

Imagine neither you nor your friend had prints but you don’t think anything of it until the cat walks on it and leaves a trail of wittle pawdles pad prints on it.

demonglitchwitch:

actualthiefblind:

demonglitchwitch:

I’ve made some protective sigils against chain posts if anyone wants them. These have been created to negate the effects of these posts.

I’ve designed them so that they’ll protect you from harm even if you save them in your drafts, or download the images, but if you think they’ll help other people and you’re comfortable with reblogging them, you’re welcome to. They should also work against similar posts on other sites such as facebook, twitter, and email chain letters.

More explanation under the cut;

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I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve made some little pixel icons out of these in case anyone wants to put them on their blog. 

oh my gosh that’s a great idea! thank you!!

The pixel runes are adorable

jwblogofrandomness:

Actually in hindsight this joke is rather harsh.

GDI joey! Why did you have to point that out?