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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
What about this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI
The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.
It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage
am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here
This is one of those times where technology is indistinguishable from magic. There is an evil worm created by a wizard trapped in a scroll that can bring the vast knowledge of the world to a dead stop.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.
ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
“A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET”
THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE
AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM
NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADEwilly shakes
Shakespere was the pun master.
Man fuck lab safety how am I meant to get superpowers if I'm not in any lab accidents?
Spiderman and the Hulk got their powers accidentally through science.
Captain America, Iron Man and Batman all got their powers on purpose through science.
Take your pick.
Well Batman has no powers whatsoever, Cap only has the power to not be a wuss anymore and Iron Man’s powers aren’t intrinsic either even if a skintight mecha is really cool.
So.
Tech enhancements and HUGE AMAZING MUSCLES are totally super powers.
One day I’ll be a super hero myself. A super muscular cyborg. With eye lasers.
EYE LASERS!
Don’t go super soldier. Super soldiers have the power to not get drunk.
Note taken
Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas.
Holy shit, its like terminator bear
Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
Bear?
Thank you, Avatar fandom.
Wow, I’m pretty sure this is the first time the Avatar fandom has legitimately hijacked a post on the same level as superwholock! good going lol
