/sweats
*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*
“I know, I will stay up all night and day so I can go to bed at a reasonable hour tomorrow!”
*Stays up three days straight*
memes of 2015 spreadsheet update
i haven’t even heard of some of these memes. the internet is memeing too fast how do we stop it
We can’t.
She gets excited about salad tong rides
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
How do you find these things out? I mean, did you just wake up one day and say to yourself “Hmmm. I think picking up my birb with salad tongs is a good idea!”
l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know
There are actuaIIy ways to find out Iike ctrI c/ ctrI v the Ietter into googIe. l aIready found out that you put L. l’m not a fooI Iike think l am.
Platonic relationships are great and all
but I prefer Socratic relationships
(x)
Let’s do this.
At 2AM when my friend’s trying to sleep:
“Do you think pigeons have feelings?”
4AM during finals week
“Did you ever realize you’ve never actually seen your face? Only reflections and photos of it?”
I’m going to take a moment to appreciate this in gnomeo and juliet.
Took me a moment
This is a lovely reference.
Nailed it!
浜田 兄弟
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE HOP THING TADASHI DOES BEFORE THEY DO THE HANDSHAKE
NO CAN WE PLEASE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW TADASHI SORT OF SPRINTS TO GET TO HIRO AT THE VERY BEGINNING IT’S SO PRECIOUS
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH TADASHI HAS TO BEND HIS KNEES TO MATCH UP TO HIROS HEIGHT IM DYING.
can we also talk about how they ended their fistbump with an explosion
no
Can I just say that Tadashi was really great and despite his role, he made the whole film start off with a bang
easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:
What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
Holy fuck
PLEASE NO
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FOLKS AND LISTEN WELL
EARTH, IN ITS ENTIRE LIFESPAN, WILL NOT BE SUCKED UP BY A BLACK HOLE.
BLACK HOLES DO NOT ‘SUCK’ LIKE A VACCUUM CLEANER, AND SHOULD BE COMPARED MORE TO A VENUS FLYTRAP THEN A VACCUUM CLEANER. THEY ARE NOT LIKE MAGNETS AND ALTHOUGH THEIR GRAVITY IS INTENSE, IT WILL ONLY BE INTENSE IN ITS SPECIFIED AREA AND NOT OUTSIDE OF IT.
THE ONLY WAY EARTH WOULD BE SUCKED UP BY A BLACK HOLE WOULD BE IF IT WAS IN A 10KM REACH OF ONE, BUT WE ARE VERY FAR AWAY FROM ANY BLACK HOLES AND NOT EVEN OUR MOON IS THAT CLOSE TO US SO ???????
THAT SAID, IF THE SUN WERE TO BE REPLACED BY A BLACK HOLE OF THE SAME SIZE, THE EARTH WOULDN’T STOP ORBITING. IT WOULD KEEP ORBITING AROUND IT AND EVERY OTHER PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM WILL KEEP ORBITING AROUND IT. NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT WILL BE VERY DARK.
AND IM REALLY PISSED OFF BECAUSE THAT ISN’T EVEN A BLACK HOLE THAT’S AN IMAGE OF A FUCKING GALAXY OH MY GOD, BLACK HOLES AREN’T EVEN VISIBLE YOU CAN’T SEE BLACK HOLES. THEY HAVE NO LIGHT SO LIGHT SHOULDN’T EVEN BE EMITTING FROM THAT SHIT. I’M SO PISSED I’M SO PISSED DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW PISSED I AM.
HONESTLY THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS FULL OF OBLIVIOUS IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SEE ON THIS WEBSITE.
as a physics student this makes me cry
