a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:
NOT this:
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
And true love was between a drugged woman and a man she never met, not a woman who drugged herself on purpose and the woman who raised her
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
always reblog science wizard
always
It’s a self stir spoon. For the sake of it all. It’s a spoon enchanted to stir itself when the owner spins his finger. Simple as that.
That’s where I stand on this, and that’s that.
He is still rad for looking into how the most brilliant muggles see the world.
(photo via tomato)
I thought it was some melted tomato or something. It took me a bit to realize it was ketchup.
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot
same
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
Do you think his father’s heard about this?
When your roommate is a violinist! by TheEdwinSanchez â™›
A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”
if (eggs==true){
bring.milk(12)
}
