trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

zenoftanya:

introverted-prep:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious

and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.

Hella cool but not really because FIRE

It appears that I, too, have a mighty need for a Swedish Fire Log! This is so lovely and simple and just yes.

shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

But that’s socialism and according to the rich guys in congress who never actually work, socialism is bad for some unexplained reason.

kingkitsu:

Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV??
“Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…”
“What the fuck are they looking at out the window??”
“No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to perform some magical girl voodoo shit outside!!”

“GDI STOP CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW!”
“I don’t care if you saved the world, you are still missing too much homework”
“Sass me one more time and I will teach your mother a new hairstyle where she puts it in a ponytail over her shoulder”

midstorm:

Rumbelle/Parks and Rec Crossover (insp)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Lion King and Tumblr

The “BEfore sunrise, he’s your sun.” I only just realized that. It’s because Mufasa owns everything the light touches. Before sunrise, the light hasn’t touched simba.

ryansallans:

Educate and advocate for transgender students’ rights!

slytherbitchvakarian:

damegreywulf:

fangirltothefullest:

This is never not funny.

shit fuck I think I like Barbie again

Slayin em

jestre:

a-random-mod:

garzabird:

smokeandjollyranchers:

juhstice:

dave-and-karkat:

injuugakuen:

captainarlert:

Anime dads are the worst.

Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. 

Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. 

Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.

haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay

how could you forget this guy?

Anime dad’s only suck if they have sons.

Anime dad’s with daughters are top notch.

seriously though

The last one is dead though. Or at least he dies and his daughter asks why they are burying him? Why are they burying daddy? He has work to do. How can he do his work when he wakes up if they’re burying him?

Go to your room. Stay in your room.

I am in my room