Silver Tongue

mindcrankismycommander:

wendycorduroy:

christmaswarrior:

junongirls:

why come pokemon so easy????? it’s taken me like 2 mins to defeat each gym leader

it’s for kids

I HATE THIS POST. ANYONE WHO THINK POKEMON HAS ALWAYS BEEN EASY DOESN’T FUCKIN REMEMBER GRINDING IN MAUVILLE FOR A WEEK TO STAND HALF A CHANCE AGAINST WATTSON. BACK WHEN THE EXP SHARE TRAVELED BETWEEN UR PARTY LIKE A HOT POTATO. FU ck YoU!!!!!

Witneys milktank destroyed more hopes than the industrial revolution

Sabrina fucked you in the ass if you didn’t have a haunter or beedrill.

thankful-bussy:

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

#identities are not accessories so stop treating them like one 2k14 

mightykombat:
“ schoolsorrow:
“ crossyloid:
“ lovinovargas17:
“ winchestersons:
“ ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????
” ”
#it’s like the ios7 update for a post
”
IT’S...

mightykombat:

schoolsorrow:

crossyloid:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

IT’S TRANSPERNABRT

We could have had this instead of fucking obnoxious long posts.

starryluminara:
“ shrekfucker69:
“ Can I have a source???
”
the mirror
”
I looked into it. All I found was the most beautiful narcissist in the world.

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

I looked into it. All I found was the most beautiful narcissist in the world.

stevensnogg:
“ what
”
It’s not gay if you say “no homo”

stevensnogg:

what

It’s not gay if you say “no homo”

 - He ded

mysticbaconslice:

hyroolianwarrior:




This audio is a train-wreck and so am I 

Comic by Mystic “Reached post limit” baconslice

*WHEEZES*

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

stained-windows:

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

image

He’s 22 now

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Did anyone donate 2k?

flighttune:

metalgirlysolid:

Why aren’t you playing Ground Zeroes right now??

WHY IS THIS SCENE SO FUCKING INTENSE?

It’s a trope called mundane made awesome where you take mundane tasks such as rolling and a patch falling out into the most intense thing ever. It can also be used for comedic effect by showing the awesome par first and then showing what really happened, as shown in the video.

gearholder:

Bringin’ the WK back - 3-

I haven’t thought about this in so long

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
”

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here