Silver Tongue
Casual reminder that there are PS1 games made in a year that are better than Sonic Boom.

Spyro and crash bandicoot for example. I think symphony of the night was ps1. And I think twisted metal debuted on ps1

notclarkgable:
“thatmetticguy:
“ babygoatsandfriends:
“ There were 2,621,514 goats in the United States as of 2012, the year of the most recent USDA Agricultural Census. If America’s goats were their own state, its population would be larger than...

notclarkgable:

thatmetticguy:

babygoatsandfriends:

There were 2,621,514 goats in the United States as of 2012, the year of the most recent USDA Agricultural Census. If America’s goats were their own state, its population would be larger than that of Wyoming, Vermont, D.C. and North Dakota -

the goats are migrating to texas to become one super goat. be afraid. 

Good Christ…

Texas has the ultimate mineral

hbreckel:

pendejx:

Justin Bieber threatened to sue the website for defamation that posted the gif of him before and after photoshop so you know what to do

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I like that they fixed his anatomy in the second one, since his head is ginormous in the before.

One more thing to add to the “reasons Justin Bieber is an asshole” list

paranolives:
“ inalostcorner:
“ cutiestiel:
“ VIRUS WARNING
OH MY GOSH ITS AN ACTUAL VIRUS ON TUMBLR THIS TIME
“ What you should know:
• Many people claim virus’s on tumblr all the time, and most of the time its just phishing attempts to get your...

paranolives:

inalostcorner:

cutiestiel:

VIRUS WARNING

OH MY GOSH ITS AN ACTUAL VIRUS ON TUMBLR THIS TIME

What you should know:

  • Many people claim virus’s on tumblr all the time, and most of the time its just phishing attempts to get your tumblr password.
  • This here, however, could mean actual virus.
  • Don’t click the link, and if you do, don’t download anything.

What it is: 

  • There are many posts going around at the moment which is leading people in with everyone’s favourite MBTI Test, which connects to your tumblr, “analyzes” your tumblr account, and then posts your result to your blog.
  • It doesn’t actually analyze your blog, it’s completely random.
  • After posting the result to your blog, it redirects to one of many virus infested websites. 
  • This leads to other people falling for it, clicking on the link, spreading it, and then possibly giving many people a virus.

What you should do: 

  • Ignore any of the posts, but inform the people who post them.
  • Do not connect this website to your Tumblr.
  • If you’ve already connected, do not download anything, go to your settings, click on apps, and disconnect from “Personality Tests,” and finally delete the post from your blog. Also, run your virus software.

Please signal boost this because I just saw about 20 of these on my dash and I’m worried for my fellow bloggers ;-;

Let me add that it doesn’t even matter if you reblog it, it’ll auto reblog if you just click the link. So DON’T do that.

WOAH this thing appeared on my dash earlier! Take care, guys!

I always hit deny when things ask to use my blogs personal info

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd

queeraschinocherry:

southcarolinaboy:

boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

Is this real

Is this really appearing before my eyes

can it be true

a cutesy cartoon about gender and sexuality that is not cissexist and degendering toward trans people (who get to wear clothes just like cis people)??????????

mind is blown.

!!!

jitterbugjive:

rodery:

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Am I the only one insanely bothered by the fact that they all have the same face and one person’s standardized perception of beauty based on that particular face

all the men have the same jawline

as far as I’m concerned it just looks like “sexy people dressing up as disney characters” and not actually the characters themselves

All their unique traits were just tossed out the window in favor of making them attractive and I find that really… I dunno, offputting. Because those traits COULD have been made attractive but no, gotta give them all the same sexyface.

Gotta make all those big women skinny. All the older men young. The guy who’s main point of his design is to be bulky? Nah, he’s gotta be like the rest too.

Queen of Hearts is the biggest issue for me because frankly, on her own, she’s just the Queen of Hearts.

She is not DISNEY’S Queen of Hearts. Nothing about her is the same except the designs on her dress. That’s it.

I agree.
I also really don’t like that Frolo looks like a teen because he’s supposed to be a decrepit old man and Ursula looks too much like her sister when she’s skinny.

bubbleberryishungry:

Crustulum: Better run. 

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beatles-and-warriors

a-random-mod

My therapist just told me a joke.

theswearingmime:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

FUCK