thejollyweebofedenderry:

when you’re fighting the boss and they have bitchin’ music

then they get to low health and better music starts playing

after that, they have another form with the best music in the game

jitterbugjive:

sinsays:

jitterbugjive:

sinsays:

jitterbugjive:

“Don’t pay attention to the thing that’s ruined your life and left you in poverty with a mentally ill mother who doesn’t even get the right to live a normal life because of its system”

:/

Oh no, can’t hate America

That’s so unpatriotic

Just ignore the errors in the system of America that are hurting you and everyone because we can’t have you be unpatriotic.

Nope

/sarcasm/

Seriously though, Really dislike when people get all offended/frightened when people hate America… When their reasons for hating are very legitimate issues that seriously need to be addressed and fixed. Turning a blind eye will just dig our grave further until America falls too far for us to be able to fix things.

I feel like America love is like stockholm syndrome sometimes

I’m preeeettty sure it is. I mean think about it. All our lives we’ve been brainwashed to love America.

Throughout school from kindergarten and forward, we were all made to stand and say pledge allegiance to the flag every morning to the miniature American flags that hung in every classroom. We all know the words by heart.

We’re all told and made to believe that  /anyone/ that hates America is a terrorist.

We’re all told and made to believe that it’s the /President/ that is the most important figure in the government that has the power over everything, especially with media boosting their election coverage to all hell. Only really finding out that Congress has MUCH more control when we get into highschool.

We all know at least one patriotic song by heart, word for word.

We have someone sing the song before every sports game.

:T

It’s pretty damn scary

And other countries look at us with pity and concern most of the time

One thing that really scared me was when someone drew a classroom and then someone not from america was asking why there is just a flag there.

That was really shocking to learn that we were the only country that does this shit. And then things begin to fall into place.

jestre:

theoneandonlystraycat:

newtprince:

yoru-kage:

demonicdivagation:

tequierocerezas:

zombiesandporn:

dwarvenqueen:

pir8-8ooty:

devoured by grandpa… hmmmm…. Both my grandfathers are dead so gUESS IL NEVER DIE. HAHA HA HA

PENTRATED BY THE LORD JESUS CHRIST

assassinated by LIFE

Tortured by the Internet 

Infected by hugs

Suffocated by capitalism

Eaten out by everything….

Fucked by the internet.

That’s the dream.

Happy with Lord Jesus Christ.

Hallelujah?

Run over by a cloud.

jestre:

theoneandonlystraycat:

nekosol:

It’s cuz schools are greedy bastards and cut corners on low calorie lunches by not giving you as much, technically doing what Michelle wanted but obviously not how she meant

I can’t believe these little shits wanna blame the president’s wife for their shitty school’s bullshit. Talk about ignorant fuckers.

That’s a good portion of the country. Why do you think we still have 2 parties in a house divided? Also, nothing gets done because when one branch says yes, another one says no.

“A house devided cannot stand”
Fucking Abraham Lincoln predicted this shit a couple hundred years ago.

jitterbugjive:

sinsays:

jitterbugjive:

“Don’t pay attention to the thing that’s ruined your life and left you in poverty with a mentally ill mother who doesn’t even get the right to live a normal life because of its system”

:/

Oh no, can’t hate America

That’s so unpatriotic

Just ignore the errors in the system of America that are hurting you and everyone because we can’t have you be unpatriotic.

Nope

/sarcasm/

Seriously though, Really dislike when people get all offended/frightened when people hate America… When their reasons for hating are very legitimate issues that seriously need to be addressed and fixed. Turning a blind eye will just dig our grave further until America falls too far for us to be able to fix things.

I feel like America love is like stockholm syndrome sometimes

It is because we are conditioned to love it and see that it the system is always right and every other country is wrong at an early age. Why else would we be forced to pledge our allegiance to such a broken country every single day as we are force fed half truths that we call ‘history’

deanwinchesters-eyes:

vinyl-scratching:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

calliedope:

teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins

Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU, OLD MAN

youre a lying fucker if you say that you didnt read this in their voices

hip-hop-lifestyle:

“never odd or even” spelled backwards is “never odd or even”

It’s called a palindrome.

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

kemetic-dreams:

Yep yep

I looked through the notes and noticed a lot of white tears when it came to the crusades. Saying things like “that was so long ago” and “that was before we were enlightened”
Lmaoooo
Reminder that Christianity/Catholicism is STILL used to colonize
And colonization is violence

justjojit:

mirrored-internet:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

OKAY THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO ACCURATE EVERYONE TRY IT NO JOKE

what the fuck this is spot on. how

It says I have no motivation, I fap when I’m stressed and that I don’t like sharing my problems with other people unless it concerns them. And that I always give people the benefit of the doubt at first.

How can it find that out through eight colours?