I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
no they aren’t. Have you ever even heard a child on fire?
…have you?

- Favorite Male Character
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- Least Favorite Character
- Favorite Ship
- Favorite Friendship
- Favorite Quote
- Worst Character Death (if any)
- This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
- Saddest Moment
- Favorite Location
I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.
The Treacherous Troll Of the East No ;-;
((The Dark Wereful of the Shadows…dafaq))
The Black Wizard of the Mountain! Badass
the white unicorn of the forest wtf thst not scary at all
The cursed thief of the seas
The Black Ghost of the Shadows. Nice.
The Savage Gargoyle… OF THE NIGHT!
The Blue Dwarf of the Shadows
True story about the first 15 minutes of my play through Alpha Sapphire.
POOR LITTLE BEEB!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE STELLA!
You don’t even have pokeballs 15 minutes in.
This picture was taken by photographer James Synder. He says “This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida. How and why he ate this light is a mystery. It should be noted that at the time I was taking this photo, I thought this frog was dead, having cooked himself from the inside. I’m happy to say I was wrong. After a few shots he adjusted his position. So after I was finished shooting him, I pulled the light out of his mouth and he was fine. Actually, I might be crazy but I don’t think he was very happy when I took his light away.”
He probably thought it was a lightning bug
Dear Leelah’s parents,
When Fox AND the Daily Fail have more respect for your daughter than you, you have fucked up past the help of your God.
Also fuck you.
Love from everyone.
I wouldn’t sign with love. I would sign sincerely.






