sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

Why is there a random box of cereal on the table?

pendwick:

Based on this text post (of course).

Sorry, Estee, your post has been sitting in my drafts for months! I hope you don’t mind me hijacking it and using Lin and Tenzin. (I would have attached it straight to the post if it didn’t have so many formatting problems.)

Bonus:

legalwifi:

THE REAL QUESTION

I have been waiting twelve years for this moment

So, this is very important to me. Like, you have no idea how important this is to me.

I have said many times that I skipped out on hoenn because my GBA broke halfway through the game. Now here is the full story.

This gym. This leader. I fought her so many times back in 2003 and she whipped my ass every time. Eventually I got so pissed that I threw my gameboy at a wall, breaking it and the gameboy. My parents were reluctant to buy me another handheld. But now. I finally beat her. I finally get some closure. I finally get to finish what I never had the chance to all those years ago.

Let me put it in perspective.

I have been waiting over a decade for this moment. This moment to fix my stupid mistake.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Commission for a-random-mod

catbountry:

nikuzilla-la-chu-nyu:

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went “OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP” and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

So basically the cat is saying “Im tellin’ Ra”

That cat’s a snitch.

What exactly was casandras plan in doctor who? I mean, why was she trying to sabotage the earth dying party?

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

heathyr:

You know what’s fun? Reclaiming your femininity after years of feeling and acting like you couldn’t be “girly” because “girly” things were “bad.” Man I’ll fuck you up with red lipstick on while wearing a sun dress and drinking a wine cooler, don’t think I won’t.

Why a sun dress when you could rock a Victorian dress?