Silver Tongue
I did that (startinga dis scare) as a jester once and the person who pointed out the will and name didn't match up was lynched after it was revealed that I framed an inves. Then domino effect and the town lynch themselves to death.

town-of-salem:

Domino effect.

Lynch everyone. One of them will be a disguiser. Some day.

—-Saber

Well it was the “He got the (important town role) Lynched! He must be mafia!”

adurot:
“gunrunnersarsenal:
“ no.
”
Oh my god…
”

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

no.

Oh my god…

youjustpointedtoallofme:
“ jensensations:
“ profoak:
“ ??????????????????
”
WHY AM I LAUGHING WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE
”
SECOND PANEL GOOFY TOOK THE HAT FROM FOURTH PANEL GOOFY
ON ONE HAND THIS IS FUNNY
ON THE OTHER HAND IT HIDES A DEEP MESSAGE ABOUT...

youjustpointedtoallofme:

jensensations:

profoak:

??????????????????

WHY AM I LAUGHING WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

SECOND PANEL GOOFY TOOK THE HAT FROM FOURTH PANEL GOOFY

ON ONE HAND THIS IS FUNNY

ON THE OTHER HAND IT HIDES A DEEP MESSAGE ABOUT HOW TIME AND SPACE OVERLAP EACH OTHER TO AFFECT OUR VERY EXISTENCE

messyfandom:
“ the first and last dad joke
”

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

You can't call someone a bad parent if you're not a parent yourself!
Anonymous

rosexknight:

First off, there is so much wrong with this argument it isn’t even funny. This is like saying I can’t critique a book unless I’ve written one, or a movie unless I’ve made one. Which is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Second, I really don’t care if I’m not a parent. If you put your kid in danger (ie next to an angry cat that will hurt your child) you’re a bad fucking parent.

You don’t have to be a chef to tell when food tastes like shit. You don’t need to be a programmer to tell a game is bad. You don’t need to have kids to know when someone is doing it wrong.

peace-love-hippieness:
“ dzolamboto:
“ oregonfairy:
“ “ The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
”
this always gives me chills
”
Insane.
”
I think about this sometimes
”
I was afraid the comparison picture was gonna be weeping angels or...

peace-love-hippieness:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

I think about this sometimes

I was afraid the comparison picture was gonna be weeping angels or attack on titan. I am glad it’s not.

whatthefuckisapedunkle:
““SHE’S BENDING METAL.”  “METAL?”  “YEAH!”  “WHAT? WHAT IS SHE BENDING?”  “METAL!”  “WHAT?”  “METAL!”  “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”  “SHE’S BENDING METAL!!!”  “SHE’S BENDING METAL?”  “YEAH!!!!”  “Metalbending. I remember when I first...

whatthefuckisapedunkle:

“SHE’S BENDING METAL.” 

“METAL?” 

“YEAH!” 

“WHAT? WHAT IS SHE BENDING?” 

“METAL!” 

“WHAT?” 

“METAL!” 

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” 

“SHE’S BENDING METAL!!!” 

“SHE’S BENDING METAL?” 

“YEAH!!!!” 

“Metalbending. I remember when I first invented metalbending. Sweet, sweet metalbending. I ALWAYS HATED IT!”

tahthetrickster:

do you ever read a pun and then just have to push your chair back and stare at the wall for a minute

Do you ever pun so hard that you write an entire fake article to tell it?

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

Also, don’t lie about your follower count to seem popular.

azula-griffon:

Why is it 37° it’s supposed to be 103° Who broke Texas

This is winter. Where I am its 30. Texas has hot summer and cold winter.