aleksandrwilde:

dialupmodem:

grypwolf:

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit

he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away

so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this

Re blogging this because there is change this might save a life.

yeah guys!! go ahead and try this if you’re in a life or death situation even without any proper training what-so-ever..

*begins vigilant training*

tastefullyoffensive:

“Crab’s Lost Love” (comic by Gunshow)

jitterbugjive:

azula-griffon:

askthunderdazemlp:

baby-ufo:

vinyl-fantasyxiv:

artificial-admin:

pumpkizaya:

booeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

please do this on anon

please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.

alleged stockholm syndrome; these allegations have yet to be proven true mane

two dubstep artists do butt stuff

A Bulky robot and a scissor head robot

A psychologist and a bug

space homos

cotton candy pone and steroids pone

teacuptavros:

shubbabang:

i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF

The only people who give a damn about bra straps are shitty celebrity media (Like TMZ or crappy magazines) and teachers because apparently they don’t know women wear bras.

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

morning routine.png

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

We also had to pledge our allegiance to the flag every single day. In texas, you had to pledge allegiance to not only america but to texas as well.

If this shit happened like italy or germany, someone would call the fucking UN.

jitterbugjive:

chatookamusicmod:

She was already perfect

I made her devine.

Yeah so I wanted to do this as soon as I saw that post, but I had to spend a few hours learning to use SAI first.. I actually did this like 8 hours ago, but I fell asleep before I could post it. I thought about giving her a crown, but I didn’t think she’d want it to touch her hair.

The hair in the original looks like Microsoft paint’s spray paint tool, so that’s what I used.

I’m dying

polymathema:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

urgh! fucking gamer guys! I bet he doesn’t even know how to turn it on

the ps4 is laying next to a maybe naked nathan fillion im p. sure it’s already turned on

It may be turned on but I don’t think it’s plugged in yet.

meowstang:

kabochako:

meowstang:

Friendly reminder that:
-You must experience dysphoria in order to be trans
-No one chooses their gender
-Gender is not a fashion accessory
-Plants, stars, foods, and animals are not genders

uh no you don’t i love my female body and i am 100% trans you don’t get to decide i’m not trans just because you can’t accept that dysphoria isn’t a fucking symptom of being transgender.

Except dysphoria IS a symptom of being transgender. You can’t be trans if you don’t have some kind of dysphoria, be it body dysphoria or mental dysphoria. Being trans is literally a medical condition. I battle with dysphoria every day. People don’t get to just one day decide to be trans even though they have 0 dysphoria. That’s like deciding that you’re blind even though you can still see perfectly fine.

Trans is not a fucking accessory. You can’t choose to be trans. People who act like it is enforce the thought that it can be “cured” and basically fuel transphobic hate.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing